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New site? Maybe some day.
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I bouight a dog to protect me from anonymous.. |
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They often post pictures of "Japanese Animation", dubbed "anime", most of which are signals and codes to plan their next Internet assault. These codes, which they call "memes" are often very difficult to decipher, and our dedicated team of special code breakers here at FOX11 are working around the clock to uncover the secrets of ANONYMOUS. |
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PEDOBEAR! NOOO!!! |
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I read about this on another site with google map pictures. I didn't understand it there either. |
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EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! |
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DALEK said:
EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! |
was anyone else's reaction to this picture "I want to sit on that thing'? |
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why is that niccolai's reaction to EVERYTHING. especially TEH PEEN. |
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the_reverend said:
was anyone else's reaction to this word "I want to sit on that thing'? |
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niccolai types out tons of t's, them flips them around and sits on them for the thrills. |
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it's actually for the LULZ |
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G4 is next on the list - they mentioned "ebaums" on TV last night, and they're doing a whole story on it tonight. Internet holocaust will ensue. GIRD YOURSELF FOR E-BATTLE; THESE ARE THE ENDTIMES. |
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The internetz is a disease... a virus if you will. We are merely the cure. |
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We are beset by foes on all sides, but we shall prevail because our anticause is unjust. Our flaming lolsword will be bathed in the blood of lulzkillers. TONIGHT WE SHALL TASTE MANFLESH. |
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I am...the BULLOFTHEWOOOOOODS, if you weeeeeel! |
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"Your kid's a fucking emo bitch and I'm gonna slit his throat"
at least someone's got their head on straight. |
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And then a murmur went through the crowd: "But what of those who call themselves Anonymous? Surely the Unnamed ones are an abomination to our Lord?"
And Raptor Jesus spoke:
The name that can be named is not the eternal Name.
The unnamable is the eternally real. Naming is the origin of all particular things.
Free from desire, you realize the mystery. Caught in desire, you see only the manifestations.
Yet mystery and manifestations arise from the same sauce. This sauce is called Anonymous.
Anonymous within anonymous. The gateway to all understanding.
And then a young one among them spake: "But surely, Raptor Jesus is a Name unto itself?"
And Raptor Jesus remained silent. One day, a Magistrate did approach our Lord: "What say you of the cavernous Loli Pit thou art rumored to keep in thy lair? Guarded by thy most terrible disciple, the one known as Pedobear, who sits ready to rend the Flesh and slake his thirst with the Blood of those foolish enough to covet his harem? Surely, your teachings lead only to Madness and Ruin?
And Raptor Jesus spake:
Women are born soft and supple; dead, they are stiff and hard. Plants are born tender and pliant; dead, they are brittle and dry.
Thus whoever is stiff and inflexible is a disciple of death. Whoever is soft and yielding is a disciple of life.
The hard and stiff will be broken. The soft and supple will prevail.
The Magistrate, thus rebuked, returned to his court, weeping bitterly for his wasted life. That same night, he did Fap most furiously to reruns of Full House. |
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