Pulling out nose hairs. Wakes you right the fuck up, though.

thats actually a hobby of mine... second only to rocking.

Ever had a needle poked into your fingernail to relieve pressure after it had been crushed after getting slammed in a steel door?

Nope. Didn't think so.

PatMeebles said:


ha that happened to me when i was like 6 years old. dont forget about the part where they heat that fucker up to a million degrees before jabbing it into your throbbing digit.

PatMeebles said:

Pfft - if by "had" you mean "did it myself," then sure. I'm pretty into self-surgery.

Yep. Doctor said it's a worse pain than childbirth.

Coincidentally, I was also 6-7 when this happened.

Ok, are we talking about under, or through?

I tear out my ingrown toenails and sometimes the entire nail in both of my big toes. It beats actually living with them.

Ingrown toenails suck. The doctors can actually put a chemical in where your toe nail grows to keep it from growing so you won't get them any more.

kidney stones.

metal_church101 said:

Yeah, i did this the other week on my right foot. Have yet to do the other foot out of laziness. I think i am waiting to see if it actually works so i don't have to go through it again for nothing. Seriously, the novacaine shots hurt WAY more than me tearing out the ingrown.

And yes, kidney stones. I think i will leave that one alone.

The novicaine shot for an ingrown toe nail is dire agony.

For realz, dislocating my shoulder a few weeks back still takes the cake, in my experience. YMMV.

Worst pain I've ever felt, which I've had the pleasure of experiencing on two seperate occasions, was straining the intercoastal muscles (bewtween your ribbies).

Once from wrestling with a roommate, and once from a terrible car accident.

It makes you completely immobile without heavy drugs, and leaves your breathless often.

Diagnosis? GHEY.

Yeti said:


yeti is correct.

Disc herniation at C5-6 requiring surgery, followed by L5-S1 herniation requiring surgery and now C6-7 herniation that has not been fixed yet (worse fucking pain on this earth).