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returntothepit >> discuss >> death grind brutal tech dildo death bassist here by don dokken's son on Sep 8,2007 12:48am
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toggletoggle post by don dokken's son at Sep 8,2007 12:48am
Either to start or to join. I've been playing for like 8 or 9 years, I play a four string, so I don't like to tune lower than C# because my bass can't handle it.

a little about me...

I'm pretty much a retard that was lit on fire. I play my bass like it's a 17 year old virgin and I like to spread yer mom's buttcheeks with it. I'm highly HIGHLY influenced by Atheist and Cephalic Carnage, then Pantera, Metallica, Wargasm, Clitorture, Mucopus...Basically anything that has a lot of tempo and time changes, I listen to and dig like it's a fucking grave.

The bad thing about me right now, I have a suspended license, so transporting my gear ain't the easiest thing so you might want to live some where close to me and give my stupid ass rides, I'll pay for gas until I can get my shit back on the road.

I'm not looking to join a metalcore band, I'm not looking to play swedish metal that has been done a million times before, I'm not looking to play punk rock, or hard rock. I'm looking to play some intense brutal, death, death grind, or some crazy shit like that. If you got breakdowns and intense riffage, I'm your man.

I'm serious about making music and I suggest you be the same.

-Pat Kalinowski


email: pskalinowski@yahoo.com

if we can get past the first step of communication we'll move on to phone sex.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Sep 8,2007 1:20am
you might need to jam with us dude! haha
fuckin wargasm fuckin A man!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by don dokken‘s son at Sep 8,2007 1:57am
yeah wargasm are the shit, my uncles showed them to me fucking years ago. let's smoke some fucking PCP and shoot cocaine into our dicks and jam out son son!



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Sep 8,2007 2:24am
you got it!!!



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Sep 8,2007 8:00am
Phone Sex,Smoking PCP,Shooting Cocoaine. You will fit in here nicely haha.



toggletoggle post by don dokken‘s son at Sep 8,2007 9:20am
i post here every now and then, usually looking for a band but no one ever emails me. how can i have e-sex by myself?



toggletoggle post by Ctb0rderpatrol at Sep 8,2007 10:03am
we need a bassist in genghis cunt. but idk how far you are from the CT/MA border



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Sep 8,2007 2:02pm
ABNORMALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Sep 8,2007 4:03pm
fishcakes said:
ABNORMALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


X2



toggletoggle post by don dokken‘s son at Sep 8,2007 7:35pm
give me a link to this abnormality



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at Sep 8,2007 9:44pm



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Sep 8,2007 10:06pm
we are looking for a bassist, Plague Called Man, our recordings are shitty on myspace but u can take a look at them http://www.myspace.com/plaguecalledman We are a lil heavier now and sound a hell of alot tighter, those were recorded like in march.



toggletoggle post by Jimmy Justice at Sep 8,2007 11:59pm
Pathogenic needs a bass player.

http://www.myspace.com/pathogenicma



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