one of the best things that ever happened to music next to republicans being in office. People have things to sing about again. AND since there is the whole "nuclear" threat again, trash is making a wicked awesome come back!

yes....thank you 9/11 for Toby Keith.........

thank you 9/11 for giving the rev a reason to post something we can barely decipher...

Oh cool. I was wondering who I could thank for the lyrical genius found in Sexcrement's "Granny Tranny Midget Sex".

Thanks to 9/11 for giving Republicans something to talk about other than presidential blowjobs, cigar insertion, and Hillary Clinton's cankles.

9/11 was an inside job!!!

DestroyYouAlot said:

...for six months, tops...

This will make all the conspiracy theorists happy.

Now for the jokes!!

What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.


What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!


What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?

The 91st floor.


AAHAHAHAHA!!!

knock knock

whos there?

911

Rev, what is "nuclear"...
I thought it was a nuke-u-lar?

diarrhea_blumpkin nli said:
classic.

u were supposed to 911 who? than i say I though you'd never forget... but 911 works well too

hah, it need not go further.

hungtableed said:

The "s" is silent.

Should we exchange gifts on this holiday?

trash is in fact making a huge comeback.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

New Yorkers. They go through 110 stories in 10 second



So apparantly the World Trade Cente hired an arabic interior decorator.

He found it a little plane.




Why was Osama bin Laden kicked out of the library?

He knocked down too many stories.

you are all insensitive anuses.

no gifts. but speaking of nuclear, we should all have yellowcake instead.

So much for the theory that something bad was supposed to happen today

I see no reason to not post this here too

I really wanted to print up shirts with a smoking NY skyline on the front; on the back it would say, "Boston 2, New York 0".

The ass kickings would've been eminently worth it.

you are all pieces of shit....fuck rosie fuck john conners and fuck all of you.

rowdyone said:

Lick my stinky nuts to you too, sir!

rowdyone said:

and i suppose you will lead what's left of the human race against Skynet? watch what you say, he is the savior of mankind.

ha!

yeah, that was good

Where were you when they built that ladder to heaven?

Did it make you feel like crying or did you think it was kind of gay?

hahaha this thread rules