Craig quit. Who wants to sing for us?

ohhhhhhnoooo what will da world do

omg said:


hippie

You play in CT right?

MA

Crap.

we practice in Dartmouth to be exact. Usually practice random days during the week at 6pm.

I didn't realize there was a thread already fuck it. I'll make 12 more haha

atthehaunted said:

Oh, good.

ATTN: Craig and Plague Called Man

Please fight each other in this thread in an immature fashion.

Thanks!

RichHorror said:

Craig smells

Nah we can't cancel DYSENTERY that would be blasphemous

That was quick.

pam said:

tell me about it

he gets drunk wicked quick

No need to fight Craig, he's a really cool guy and gave us warning of leaving. I wish him luck with school and whatever else he decides to do.

But if we have to throw down right now I'll do it. Fuck you Craig for making fun of my Stryper guitar and calling me Dandy Andy. Let's fight, you worthless 2-job-working-and-in-college person!! !1 1!

Craig can further himself all he wants.

But he still pees his pants and sweats like donkey dick when hes drunk.

And I hear he pee's on shoes

I heard he drinks pee with Joe Christianni!

I hear him and Joshstruction had a bukake fest together with midgets

craig is passed out and tied to a couch in warren, ri. When he wakes up he'll be in a room with no windows, or lights...that is completely booby trapped with pieces of wood, bottles, air conditioners....

oh and his shoe's are tied together with a separate pair of shoe laces, wrapped in a space heater wire, circulation cut off by a feather boa, and with an extension cord run underneath the couch he's laying on (thus, making him trapped in his shoes on the couch.

the glory is that when he takes his shoes off in the dark, he'll have to deal with the maze of bottles


we love craig


by the way.

who doesn't love craig besides those midgets he bukaked on

brian, your maze didnt work. when the lights were still on i went downstairs and used jakes razor knife to cut all the shit off of my shoes. the feather boa came untied relatively easily. the duct tape wasnt stuck on well enough to hurt. oh and i hope that space heater wasnt working, because it wont now......couldnt get it untied. had to cut it.

not your best "fuck with passed out craig" moment. and as far as the band thing goes, I have no hard feelings with them at all. im just not at a point right now where i can keep doing it. should i have stayed and fucked them over by dragging out the inevitable? in true masshole fashion, yea i guess i should have.

craig nli said:

thats it! I'm beating you into eating a full tub of butter.

you wouldnt have to beat me. id do it anyway

craig <3's ferret spray

Craig...I love that you think it was all me just because I didn't duck down like a coward when you woke up that one time. I wish I could take credit for that. Admit it though, if you hadn't found that knife it would've been tricky

we were going to nail a couch on top of the other couch but it seemed a little over the top.

Haha Craig I'm glad ur not in the band cuz u would've done something rediculous to me and I would've had to anal rape u with a plunger. Nah we still love u and hope u come to our shows, but we r mad at that u didn't find a singer first like we requested. haha fucker but if u do hear of anyone I will make love to u while wearing a zoro mask

lol craig is a gay homo dog humpa lolololol

it all comes down to josh being too gay to be in a band with.

im saying this based on that the previous post was probably him

I remember when craig didn't drink and was just the singer for that nu-metal band.

craig, im pretty sure murph left the lights on when he went to steal your pizza around 1-2 am. fuckin bullshit. just so you know i still owe you one for smokin my bowl when i went to get dinner. well besides me never smoking you up again that is.

craig nli said:

you should know by now if I am gonna say something I will say it under my name.

the_reverend said:

.....

I'm trying to think of a time when Craig didn't drink




I'm not remembering.......


because it's a fantasy world.

the_reverend said:

this never happened. well the no drinking part. at least not legally. yea yea yea, i know the rev used to say atnfac sounded nu metal. whatever. our first show sucked as did, well, all of them.