as i sit and glare at the screen
i contemplate who could be this fiend
he targets me mercilessly
me and my boy heresy

i know i can be a drooling cunt
attractive like a shriveled gunt
but whut the fuck did i do
to accrue this wrath with a reddened hue?

mad is he who pursues me
coming forth relentlessly
stellar stool samples , verbally
criticism falls short constructively

to grab a shit stick untowards the hilt
shakes foundations of what we built
pulls a rug from 'neath ones feet
to the shadows we wish to retreat

like it says " THINK " type , click
next time i wish to be a dick
maybe i wouldnt feel soooo sick
if i wasnt such a prick


hmmmmm i wasted 10 minutes of my life on that shit......

oops i forgot a chorus.
(sung to the barney and the backyard gang outro)

i loathe you
you loathe me
and we fight
ferociously

with a big tug on my dick
and a spurt from me to you

would you say you loathe me too?

can some band with REAL talent make up some music for this ?
i would but dont have a lick of talent.

/r/ is not your personal army

I'm sorry that took a full 10 minutes.

I want some chocolate hot dogs.

Sounds like somebody wants my tasty balls.

random characters that just show up and get pissy make me hate people a little bit more every 10 seconds.

nothing random here xeal..but good luck with that

and french fry....have your BALLS even droppped yet?