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New site? Maybe some day.
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I have it on good authority that, through a Six-Degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon-style makeout chain that goes through members of the Blanks 77 and the Ramones, I have indirectly swapped spit with Elvis Presley. |
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Danzig wouldn't exist without Elvis? WHAT? |
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I have it on good authority that, through a Six-Degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon-style makeout chain that goes through members of the Blanks 77 and the Ramones, I have indirectly swapped spit with Elvis Presley. |
this may need more explanation now |
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I have it on good authority that, through a Six-Degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon-style makeout chain that goes through members of the Blanks 77 and the Ramones, I have indirectly swapped spit with Elvis Presley. |
this may need more explanation now |
Nothing much more to it - folks I have made out with have made out with folks that have made out with folks (so on and so forth), and it eventually goes back to the King. |
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I fucked a girl who claimed to have blown brett michaels...im not really proud of that |
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i cut a girl who hellhammer ate out |
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I gave Euronymous' ex girlfriend the female version of a blumpkin. |
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we should start a band and make necrophiliac black metals then. cassette releases only. |
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a lot of good bands wouldn't exist without Elvis, but the same can be said of every good band Elvis exploited the fuck out of. Dude din't even write his own songs. |
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ps I ate out a girl who ate out a girl who got aids from sharing hypodermic needles with a guy who ate out Freddy Mercury's dog's browneye's cousin |
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AL BUNDY always did a great job of making fun of Elvis. |
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Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
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goddamn you and your loophole, metalchurch101 |
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I'm down with this band Ryan, but no cassettes. If someone wants the product it can only be obtained through sex act. |
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I gave Euronymous' ex girlfriend the female version of a blumpkin. |
i love you |
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Aww I love you too Ken. You want a blumpkin? |
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Sometimes I like to play dumb. |
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