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returntothepit >> discuss >> Death Metal sweatpants! by AUTOPSY_666 on Sep 7,2008 12:17pm

post by AUTOPSY_666

at Sep 7,2008 12:17pm

Hell yes!

Just ordered:

Severed Savior - Servile Insurrection Sweatpants, Tshirt, + CD Combo

Yeah baby!

Now I'll have 4...

post by sxealex

at Sep 7,2008 12:20pm

post by sxealex

at Sep 7,2008 12:22pm

oh shit

post by SkinSandwich at Sep 7,2008 12:22pm

Sorry, but the saying "Jesus bow to me" is really gay. It just sounds really dumb.

post by AUTOPSY_666

at Sep 7,2008 12:28pm

I never wear them outside the house, just for PJ bottoms, they rule.

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Sep 7,2008 12:31pm

Nothing will be as cool as Composted muu-muus.

post by ZJD

at Sep 7,2008 12:33pm

no, i haven't given up on life
i'm finally living while you're out with your wife
society's rules don't mean shit to me
when i wear what i want i'm finally free
sweatpants
with our sweatpants on, warm and snug
we'll burn down your fucking country club

post by Kadooganaut at Sep 7,2008 2:19pm

post by RichHorror

at Sep 7,2008 3:31pm

And to think people say DM is for fat sexless virgins.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 7,2008 3:56pm

i'll take ten pairs

post by dertoxia

at Sep 7,2008 4:35pm

yeah but do you have '100% Pedophilia' sweatpants?

I think not

post by sxealex_ at Sep 7,2008 4:56pm

SWEATPANTS ARE 100% PEDOPHILIA BY NATURE woops caps

post by corpus nli at Sep 7,2008 6:39pm

tried to purchase these last night but the order would not go through. maybe i was too fucked up to make it happen accurately..but just out of curiosity..what size you get dwyer? i wanna make sure i get it right.
nothing is gayer that tight sweats circa 6th grade yo..

post by ancient master at Sep 7,2008 7:00pm

when i was in kindergarden i totally showed off my boner to the girls through my sweatpants

post by ConquerTheBaphomet

at Sep 8,2008 8:03am

No.

Sweatpants are never cool.

post by AUTOPSY_666

at Sep 8,2008 8:08am

Get size L, you don't want them huge either.

post by fleshfries at Sep 8,2008 8:23am

I don't get it....

post by AUTOPSY_666

at Sep 8,2008 8:44am

Comfy sweatpants to lounge around the house in, what's not to get?

post by largefreakatzero at Sep 8,2008 11:17am

When I wear sweatpants, my hand is eternally on my sack. The wife loves that (not).

post by ellesarusrex

at Sep 8,2008 11:22am

corpus%20nli said	[orig][quote]
tried to purchase these last night but the order would not go through. maybe i was too fucked up to make it happen accurately..but just out of curiosity..what size you get dwyer? i wanna make sure i get it right. nothing is gayer that tight sweats circa 6th grade yo..

,.

nick you are not an extra large... youd look like you were awimming in them. a large isnt gonna be too tight. the order prob didnt process bc ou sat there contemplating the size for 2 hours.

post by ellesarusrex

at Sep 8,2008 11:24am

largefreakatzero said	[orig][quote]
When I wear sweatpants, my hand is eternally on my sack. The wife loves that (not).

hahaha when i wear sweatpants my hand is on my peep constantly too lol.. its the al bundy thing..something is comforting about it. also sweatpants are easy access.. i think dudes that wear nylon shorts and sweats are hot bc it leaves basically nothing to the imagination. your wife should be stoked you aint running around in smugglers and skinny jeans

post by DrewBlood@Work at Sep 8,2008 12:15pm

I work out in sweatpants in the winter. You have to get them at least 4 sizes too big, or else you look like an IT guy on your day off.

post by madoakdevin nli at Sep 8,2008 12:20pm

anyone who wears sweatpants probably also wears cargo pants and tucks them into their boots... aka... you look like an asshole.

post by ellesarusrex

at Sep 8,2008 12:22pm

sweatpants dont make people look like assholes.. just fat people. and ugly sweatpants.

post by DrewBlood@Work at Sep 8,2008 12:29pm

madoakdevin%20nli said	[orig][quote]
wears cargo pants and tucks them into their boots... aka... you look like an asshole.

some of us call them heros

post by narkybark

at Sep 8,2008 12:37pm

I call them actors

post by Yeti at Sep 8,2008 12:39pm

yeah, definitely gay.

post by Yeti at Sep 8,2008 12:40pm

this fits into the "i have to be metal all the time" cliche bullshit.

post by sacreligionnli at Sep 8,2008 12:44pm

you need to get metal lacrosse shorts. waaay more comfortable than sweat pants. it's like wearing nothing at all!

post by ellesarusrex

at Sep 8,2008 12:52pm

you should all just wear jeans all the time because any other fabric is gay obveously. and nothing is more uncool than being a homosexual..

post by sacreligionnli at Sep 8,2008 12:53pm

unless you were a homosexual wearing sweatpants

post by ellesarusrex

at Sep 8,2008 12:55pm

no because atleast then youd actually take dicks rather than just looking like you do... an anal penetration poseur.

post by Mess at Sep 8,2008 12:55pm

i fucking hate faggots and french accents

post by sacreligionnli at Sep 8,2008 12:57pm

ellesarusrex said	[orig][quote]
no because atleast then youd actually take dicks rather than just looking like you do... an anal penetration poseur.

for me it's vaginal or nothin. i guess that means i can't wear sweatpants.

post by ellesarusrex

at Sep 8,2008 1:13pm

all of those words from me werent serious. people are overreacting over a pair of sweatpants lol. dudes that wear sweatpants.. and nylon shorts are hot as fuck. well.. unless they are ugly

post by goatcatalyst

at Sep 8,2008 1:20pm

Didn't Tyrant Trooper have sweatpants, John?

post by largefreakatzero at Sep 8,2008 1:56pm

ellesarusrex said

[orig][quote]

largefreakatzero said	[orig][quote]
When I wear sweatpants, my hand is eternally on my sack. The wife loves that (not).

Skinny jeans -- that would be a sight.

post by ellesarusrex

at Sep 8,2008 2:30pm

my ex wears skinny jeans. bc hes sxe hardcore. and advertises it like its a fashion statement

post by sacreligionnli at Sep 8,2008 2:32pm

i thought sxe WAS a fashion statement?

post by ellesarusrex

at Sep 8,2008 2:33pm

so are sweatpants.

post by Mess at Sep 8,2008 2:35pm

ellesarusrex said	[orig][quote]
my ex wears skinny jeans. bc hes sxe hardcore. and advertises it like its a fashion statement

is he tuff?

post by sacreligionnli at Sep 8,2008 2:39pm

ellesarusrex said	[orig][quote]
so are sweatpants.

no maam, those are just plain comfy. as long as they aren't the tight, binding kind.

post by ellesarusrex

at Sep 8,2008 2:58pm

matching metal sweatsuits would be more sick, imo.

post by sacreligionnli at Sep 8,2008 3:04pm

it needs to say "br00tal" across the ass.

post by ellesarusrex

at Sep 8,2008 3:07pm

hahaha.. if i make these for someone would they wear them? bc now i want to make this happen.

post by sacreligionnli at Sep 8,2008 3:08pm

if a guy ever wore sweatpants with words across the ass that would just be the line that should never be broken.

post by ellesarusrex

at Sep 8,2008 3:09pm

i think more bands should make hot pants with their logo across the ass bc id actually purchase merch.

post by sacreligionnli at Sep 8,2008 3:13pm

that'd be a lucrative idea if there were more girls to buy them. no one wants to see rich horror in hot pants

post by tylor at Sep 8,2008 3:56pm

if you fall between the ages of 10 and 60, you do not belong in sweatpants

post by ellesarusrex

at Sep 8,2008 4:11pm

i would have already made my own hotpants of the bands i like except the only person i know whod print limited quanity super cheap for me wants band permission for logo printing bc he's a chump.

post by sacreligionnli at Sep 8,2008 4:17pm

hahaha lame. im sure you can have some local bands agree to that.

perfectly symmetrical, spikey artwork printed on the ass of your hot pants? it's more likely than you think.

post by Hungtableed at Sep 8,2008 4:24pm

I knew this kid in college who was totally not the type of person you'd think liked death metal because he was there on a hockey scholarship that had some fucking killer Monstrosity sweatpants.

post by MarkFuckingRichards

at Sep 8,2008 4:58pm

Composted should totally make booty shorts that say "SLAM" on the ass, and screenprinted stains on the cooch.

post by sxealex

at Sep 8,2008 6:14pm

im very fashionable dont you guys know that?

post by deadlikemurf

at Sep 8,2008 7:24pm

Oh Hai GUISE!

those sweats are FIERCE but when it's warm out i like to wear something a little moar br00tal.

post by AUTOPSY_666

at Sep 8,2008 8:56pm

post by sacreligionnli at Sep 9,2008 12:34am

i think i'm in love...

at Sep 29,2008 7:56pm

post by AUTOPSY_666

at Nov 21,2008 11:15am

Comfy!

post by pam

at Nov 21,2008 11:17am

lol

post by AndrewBastard at Nov 21,2008 12:13pm

John, Have some Pathos sweatpants made. I'd wear those...

post by Lamp

at Nov 21,2008 6:03pm

ZJD said	[orig][quote]
no, i haven't given up on life i'm finally living while you're out with your wife society's rules don't mean shit to me when i wear what i want i'm finally free sweatpants with our sweatpants on, warm and snug we'll burn down your fucking country club

YESSSSSSSS

post by immortal13 at Nov 21,2008 6:49pm

DrewBlood@Work said

[orig][quote]

madoakdevin%20nli said	[orig][quote]
wears cargo pants and tucks them into their boots... aka... you look like an asshole.

some of us call them heros

Thank you.

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