when I was in 9th grade I had this fucking cunt of a teacher. She had no tits and a big nose and pretty much looked like a little boy. when she got pissed she sounded like Beaker so thats what we called her.
also, somebody once told me she and I had the same nose. I was a little offended, but apparently I have a masculine nose, so I guess I wasn't really being insulted, except by association.