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returntothepit >> discuss >> HOCKEY GAME DELAYED BY DILDOS by RichHorror on Oct 23,2008 3:45pm
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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 23,2008 3:45pm edited Oct 23,2008 3:47pm
“The job ain’t glamorous or nothin’, but I get to keep whatever’s thrown on the ice.”

A pro hockey game in Sweden was delayed briefly when fans of Stockholm-based AIK littered the ice with dildos to taunt Leksand star Jan Huokko. Earlier this year, Huokko’s phone had been stolen, and an explicit video clip of him and his girlfriend circulated around Sweden’s part of the Internet.

AIK fans also unfurled a banner reading “Bend over bitch!”, which was accompanied by a giant inflatable penis. Vulgar chants directed at Huokko continued throughout the match, which Leksand ended up losing 3-2.

AIK club management was aware of their fans’ plans for knocking Huokko off his game, but elected not to intervene. “We’d also heard mention of it, but we decided that it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice,” said AIK club head Mats Hedenström to the newspaper.

“I’m not saying you can’t throw dildos on the ice, but I’m not not saying it, either. And I’d like to add a couple of less than subtle winks, just in case it’s not clear that I want fans to throw dildos on the ice.”

"The job ain't glamorous or nothin', but I get to keep whatever's thrown on the ice."




toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Oct 23,2008 3:47pm edited Oct 23,2008 3:48pm
Why didn't they throw the giant cock and balls on the ice?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 23,2008 3:48pm
I call that a perk!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 23,2008 3:48pm
Because he gets to keep it.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Oct 23,2008 3:49pm
haha i want that inflatable penis so bad



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 23,2008 3:56pm
thank you richard horror for explaining my posts.
*cough**faggots**cough*



toggletoggle post by Mess at Oct 23,2008 3:59pm
finally, someone that understands!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 23,2008 4:00pm
I'll fight you and win, Aaron Peepeekiss.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 23,2008 4:01pm
I would be the wettest loser since that guy that died on the titanic.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 23,2008 4:02pm
BEAT ME IF YUH CAN

SUHVIVE IF I LET YUH



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 23,2008 4:03pm
I would still be covered in beer/that white stuff from the corner of a drunks mouth.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Oct 23,2008 4:04pm
ha



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 23,2008 4:04pm
I do enjoy me some spitting.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 23,2008 4:08pm
it's like me saying that I enjoy breathing. it's just something ya gotta do.

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