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returntothepit >> discuss >> Have you ever by immortal13 on Dec 13,2008 6:14pm
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toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Dec 13,2008 6:14pm
Been getting into it with a chick, when all of a sudden her phone vibrates. All of a sudden, she get the idea of sticking the phone in her vag and tell you to call her so it vibrates in there. My buddy was telling me about this happening to him once, and I couldn't stop laughing. Anyone else ever have this happen, or something even better?



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Dec 13,2008 7:55pm
i called a chick once and she never called back...that was pretty intense



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 13,2008 8:02pm
My_Dying_Bride said[orig][quote]
i called a chick once and she never called back...that was pretty intense


x100000000000000000



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 13,2008 9:05pm
oh come on
*drinks*



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Dec 14,2008 5:20pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
oh come on
*drinks*


Awesome reference.



toggletoggle post by hyper_sludge at Dec 14,2008 6:05pm
i was fucking a girl and she decided to pick up the phone. turns out it was some 45 year old dude she was cheating on me with.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 15,2008 3:31pm
i have used a phone as a vibrator on a female before. never actually inserted the phone, but the vibrations worked well.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Dec 15,2008 3:37pm
not quite, but I bought a vibraror at spencers and use it on my girlfriends. never been washed either.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 15,2008 3:59pm
vibrating playstation controller + vagina = win



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 15,2008 4:00pm
"my buddy" always means "so I was"



toggletoggle post by anothermetaldrummer  at Dec 15,2008 4:05pm
Yea I have but I put it in her butt!



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Dec 15,2008 4:06pm
One time I had sex using my penis.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 15,2008 4:07pm
hey anothermetaldrummer, remind me never to borrow your phone. mud's pretty hard to get out of the holes around the speaker/mic I'm sure.



toggletoggle post by anothermetaldrummer  at Dec 15,2008 4:43pm
So you know how it is too! The worse is when your on the phone and the smell hits you. It makes you wanna do it all over again....mmmm mud lol



toggletoggle post by Nobody_Cares at Dec 15,2008 5:20pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i have used a phone as a vibrator on a female before. never actually inserted the phone, but the vibrations worked well.


Same here. My phones pretty big (old sidekick). The ringtones vibrate it like a bastid. QOTSA "Go with the Flow" works well.



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