his entire first part of his set was about Benson’s Animal Farm
I totally went there as a kid.
found this:
http://bensonsanimalpark.com/kkguestbook.pl?file=kkguestbook.dat&page=10

let me guess

"i went to benson's animal farmyou ever go to benson's animal farm? BENSON'S ANIMAL FARM!"

This is his worst special yet besides his very first one where all he did was spazz out and yell on stage.

Oh well.

This guy reminds me of every douche I went to college with and hated. Abercrombie & Fitch humor.

was given a free mp3 of this dude a few years ago and have hated him since haha
so many better comics out there

I can't stand this heaping pile of shitplop. So not funny. I think Family Guy did a great job of tooling him.

Haha, I saw that Family Guy. It was spot on! I hate Dane Cook

i thought he was funny when he first came out, before he hit it big and became the apple of every high school/college girl's eye, but his brand of humor got old fast and his thievery of other comedians' material is intolerable. i never thought of him as one of the best comedians or anything, but his early material made me laugh. i also thought ashton kutcher was funny at first on that 70s show, but now i can't stand him. dane cook has the same exact voice and way of speaking that ashton kutcher has.

my dad loves dane cook and always tells me how funny he is. i felt bad finally letting him in on the fact that dane cook is a joke-stealing asshole who treats people like shit and acts like he's better than everyone else on the planet.

how is that possible? he's got more friends on myspace that that tequila girl

the only thing he could do to make me laugh would be to get decapitated in a horrific car accident...and even that would just be a forced giggle!

JOKE STEALER!!!!

player haters..

Gee, you wouldn't happen to be female, would you? Its true he does have SOME funny material...its just that its stolen from other people!

Dane Cook should be killed.

KILL DANE COOK OR YOU ARE A PUSSY?

YES!

Dane Cook is for girls

bennyhillifier

hahah i was just gonna post that

rich needs to do a comedy special entitled "Rich Horror: Rough Sex with Your Grandfather."

that is amazing.

i used to think Dane Cook was funny... THEN MY DAD GOT A JOB!

hehe.

I liked when he talked about watching Lost.


He's totally hit or miss. He's moderately amusing at times but generally he's a total douche bag, yeah-dude bro guy.

"omg ur so random" humor

followed by, "want to see my tits?"

I don't think he's THAT terrible of a comedian, I just get the "must punch immediately" reflex whenever I see his face anywhere. I do like the car alarm song, though.

Sounds like someone needs some bromance. Care for a snoodle?

8==><====8

he's not as bad as mencia or larry the cable fag, but that's not saying much.

I think Boston can produce better comedians than Dane.

it has: louis ck, bill burr, steven wright, etc.

When I worked at CVS in Bedford years ago, Steven Wright used to come in all the time. I rung him up once and he didn't say a word. Suitable considering his humor that I am not that big a fan of.

the Lost thing was funny.

my guitarist, a huge steven wright fan, sold steven a dvd player a few years back while working at circuit city.

i've probably mentioned that my aunt grew up with steven wright and told the story of steven wright's brother paving my driveway a billion times on this site. i should probably never speak of it again.

ive got the same opinion on dane cook as i do family guy. insanely overrated, there's much better out there, but has definitely got me to laugh a few times

I would rather stare at the grave of Richard Pryor for 3 hours than watch 5 minutes of Dane Cook's standup.

I'd rather listen to Decapitated and eat cheese sandwiches.

I would rather watch that guinea-impersonating Coney Island Jew Andrew Dice Clay tell not-funny nursery rhymes and smoke cigarettes in an outlandish fashion while wearing fingerless leather gloves.

hahahaha i was doing that at lunch on Monday.

the fact that Dane Cook got his own day in Boston makes my brain shrivel. it took 160 years for Edgar Allan fucking Poe to get his month in Boston. feed him to the pigs.

I'm sorry, but Edgar Allan Poe >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dane Cook.
No comparison. At all.

that shouldn't have started with "i'm sorry". i'm not sorry at all, a pile of steaming dog shit >>>>>>>>>>>>> Dane Cook.

Actually, I meant Edgar AllEn Poe. There we go.

FUCK! I hate qouting myself.

hahahahah oh i totally misread that. well, i love Decapitated and cheese sandwiches.

go work at a cheese sandwich factory and save your earnings to finance your dream of becoming an animator.

Haha, fair enough.

bennyhillifier

hey fuck you guys.
I AM BOSTON

Are there any men on this board who find me unavoidably sexy? I was just wondering...*akward silence; cough*

i would say this guy's on meth, but it could be coke..

I am a Dane Cook fan......*ducks and covers*