I just openned a jar and made a sammich out of stuff that said to buy it before oct 2003.

I am an avid food gambler.

ha!

here in India, they keep unsealed mayonnaise out all the time. As far as I can tell it doesnt go bad here? I havent eaten it though

if a thread was ever going to make me throw up, this would be the thread.

wow, 4 year old mayonnaise is more vomit inducing then girls eating their own shit while a guy eats a hot dog while someone vomits on them? haha

4 year old would make this 2007. This mayo is 5 1/2 years old.

... just woke up and so my math isn't great! sosumi! hehe

yeah, old mayo is more vomit inducing than all the fucked up things posted on this board.

i put a lot on the bread too

you're an awful man

psh, that's nothing. I had my dead grandmother's cookies more than 10 years after she died! No, not the recipe, but actual cookie dough that had been left in the freezer for 10+ years until my aunt discovered it and decided to bake them. They tasted amazing though there was a strange aftertaste.

APPETIZING THREAD IS APPETIZING

Now I'm hungry for those cookies...

There's always nutella with caribou patte on top of a cracker!

that sounds gross too

theres a bunch of shit in this thread I don't understand



so sue you?



caribou pate? as in ground up caribous? where do you get that?

you know the Mac sound sosumi, it comes from the phrase so sue me. There's a story behind it but I don't remember it.

And I went on a trip to the arctic, specifically Nunavik. They had caribou pate there. I didn't have any, but I did have a piece of beluga. It was like eating rubber. Not even soy sauce could help.

that's disgusting, bob

there was also a dessert like thing where they took seal blood mixed it with berries and sugar. I didn't try that.

However, they cooked an amazing swordfish steak!

QFT. He likes Taco Smell and alot of mayo.

Palette of a fucking dog!

I am servesafe certified, and i know for a fact that mayonaisse will keep NOT refridgerated for a very long time. I am not sure about 6-7years, but it will keep for a long ass while. Most people think that when potato salad goes bad at a picknick it's cause of mayo, it's not, it't the potatos.

"we need some more special sauce. put this mayonnaise in the sun!"

normally i can sit idly by while horrible, atrocious things are said, but never will i condone the bashing of Taco Bell!

PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

i'm so bad at telling when food has gone bad.

i think that's more of a "not caring" thing.

Sorry, I have a severe hatred of Taco Smell. Every time I would go there (we are talking like 10 years ago) I would get the worst stomach pains and the food was always terrible. It was cheap and that was it's only redeeming quality.

Garbage I say.