if it happens, i'll def laugh at his diva ass.

FUCKIN QUITTER, HAIL SATAN !

HAIL SAYDIN!

i just think it's funny all these GMs are coming forward and saying they would not sign him, but Scott Boras is running around saying he's got so many clubs asking for his services.

BULLSHIT NO ONE WANTS YOUR 20Million Dollar QUITTER!

he should play for the pirates with bonds and clemens

Haha won't happen but that'd be something.

at least it would make them a competitive team

Orioles or Nationals, they seem likely to waste a shit-ton of money on a dude who will help them be marginally less shitty.

doubtful

Still think he's going to end up with the Yankees.

he should make a sex tape with roger clemens, kellen clemens, and kellen winslow.

they can't, MLB.com wrote something about how the Yanks signed all the Type A and B players they were allowed this off season. that's not to say they can't trade him later in the season but they can't sign him right now.

i like when the sports media refers to him as MAN-RAM. it makes him sound like a huge fag.

thats because Jim Rome is Flaming...err burning

I should post in more threads as J-Rome, I'm sure all the clones would love it.

hate that guy so much.

serious amounts of LOLs after that picture.

i FUCKING hate all these nicknames. j-rol, a-rod, k-rod, t-mac, man-ram, dice-k. there's no story behind the nickname, it's a fucking combination of the first letters/syllables of their first and last name. you wanna nickname a player? get creative. i remember in the early daisuke talks people were calling him "d-mat."

i remember Oil Can and Catfish

The guy still has a two year, $40 million deal sitting there with the Dodgers if he can get off his high horse and see that in this market THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT'S GETTING FOR HIM!

Plus, I was telling all my friends in New York, who are diehard Yankee fans, that they were not gonna touch Manny because he is too old and demands a long contract. Everything they are trying to keep away from right now (minus the Texeria deal). Plus, they know that he is nuts and could fly off the handle at the slightest slight towards him and that is the last thing the Yankees want to deal with in general. They try to kep away from emotional basketcases that cause ruckus.

plus you forgot he'd have to get a haircut and actually shave once in a while.

Dice-K is mostly so retards can pronounce his first name right, I'd imagine.

Man-ram is hilarious, though.

right on

There are still some original nicknames, like pronk, boof, and el duque. Much better than a-rod, k-rod, and d-mat

yup pretty lame

I'm just finding out about this, and like McDonalds, I'm loving it

i think he'll end up back with the dodgers but i dont know why the mets wouldnt just give him what he wants. he'd fit perfectly in that lineup, the mets would immediately become the team to beat in the NL

RACITS!!1!

what's RACITS about that? el duque is cuban, b.

NIG NOG