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returntothepit >> discuss >> anyone want a sluts number? by Pires on Feb 27,2009 11:54pm
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toggletoggle post by Pires at Feb 27,2009 11:54pm
this girl just handed my friend her number, using the pickup line "I'm such a slut...here". So for your amusment(and ours), I present Julie: 1-508-555-0364. Enjoy.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 28,2009 12:26am
richhorror, your next victim is awaiting your raping.



toggletoggle post by moenli at Feb 28,2009 12:35am
its probably not her number



toggletoggle post by Pires at Feb 28,2009 12:39am
dude it totally is. Trust us. She handed it to us. We wanted nothing to do with her and she was grinding up on all of us. In unreleated news, useful idiot is on and they're really good. Jim is 3/3 with bands. Go jimbo.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Feb 28,2009 1:10am
I want a number of sluts



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 28,2009 1:53am
Call the number and see if the guy in the denim vest called for you yet.
only a couple more subs before you get a free one.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Feb 28,2009 2:37am
this shit is 100% real.

so awesome.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 28,2009 3:00am
It's in my handwriting too, on the back of a DEAD BEAT flyer.

Guess she shouldn't trust random tools in bars...



toggletoggle post by matt breen at Feb 28,2009 12:48pm
yea that chick was nutty lol



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Feb 28,2009 1:06pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
It's in my handwriting too, on the back of a DEAD BEAT flyer.

Guess she shouldn't trust random tools in bars...


Yeah, we are definitely the guys Mom tells daughter about NOT giving your number to.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 28,2009 1:13pm
She's gonna add you on myspace, Matt.



Nutty chicks are the best.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 28,2009 1:14pm
wait, i was playing when i coulda been meeting sluts? Bullshit! I dunno about you guys, but i LOVE sluts.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 28,2009 1:16pm
She's not a slut, just a drunk nut.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Feb 28,2009 1:20pm
that's about the sexiest pic i have ever seen. I would have proposed to her if she looked like that last night. Was she the one is pajama pants?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 28,2009 1:28pm


Ha.



toggletoggle post by Hater at Feb 28,2009 3:49pm
Id fuck her throat slit.
Thats about it.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 28,2009 3:50pm
AHHH ZOMBIE!!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Feb 28,2009 3:54pm
you guys are slacking if this is just walking around enough to get photographic evidence. SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!!



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 28,2009 4:50pm



toggletoggle post by michaellivingston at Feb 28,2009 7:18pm
douche.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 28,2009 7:23pm
SLUTZILLA!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 28,2009 8:13pm
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
[PIZZA]


Hey, buddy, quit ruining hardcore.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 28,2009 8:58pm
I think it's funny that the first thing you do when you get a girls number is post it on a message forum. finally, RTTP is everything, everywhere, and your first choice. thank you for choosing rttp.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 28,2009 9:03pm
555?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 28,2009 9:09pm
if you're 555 then i'm 666!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 28,2009 9:25pm
klondike 5



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Feb 28,2009 11:31pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
I think it's funny that the first thing you do when you get a girls number is post it on a message forum. finally, RTTP is everything, everywhere, and your first choice. thank you for choosing rttp.


Hahaha

You have created a monster, Rev.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Feb 28,2009 11:50pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
sacreligion said[orig][quote]
[PIZZA]


Hey, buddy, quit ruining hardcore.


/thread



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 1,2009 2:47am
haha....I'm sure she's not a slut. But she did go up to our friend Nate and say, "I'm such a slut. Here." We all have girlfriends and aren't good people so...you know...whoops.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 1,2009 12:20pm
i still think she looks like my dream girl like that....



toggletoggle post by CassieLynn   at Mar 1,2009 11:50pm
Sucks to be her....



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 2,2009 12:12am
Nah, Rev edited the number.

Julie is a great girl, I love that she is kooky.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 2,2009 7:47am
I KEEP CALLING 555 867 5309 BUT SHE NEVER PICKS UP



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 2,2009 8:57am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
Nah, Rev edited the number.

Julie is a great girl, I love that she is kooky.


ok, good. I didn't know it was her. she was hanging around us for a little bit. she's definitely cool.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 2,2009 9:03am
And she gets real drunk real quick, heh.



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 2,2009 9:04am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
And she gets real drunk real quick, heh.


low alcohol tolerance=cheap date
haha



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 2,2009 9:04am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
And she gets real drunk real quick, heh.


yeah ruffies will do that



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 2,2009 9:20am
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
you guys are slacking if this is just walking around enough to get photographic evidence. SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!!


Obviously these fools do not recognize an outbreak. That's OK, they will pay with their lives.




toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 2,2009 3:45pm
haha yess!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 2,2009 3:50pm
*to zombie survival shelter*



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toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at May 2,2010 12:13pm
Did you fuck her???



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