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New site? Maybe some day.
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YEA THAT'S RIGHT SHOW THAT WINTER WHO'S BOSS |
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old man winter aint got nothin on FIMS |
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New England is now known as Blashyrkh.
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New England is now known as Blashyrkh.
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THE HEART OF WINTER IS NOW LOCATED IN LEOMINSTER, MA |
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NO ITS ON ROUTE 1 IN NORWOOD, THE GRIM AND IMPALED AUTOMILE [/BOCHNAGAR] |
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ERNIE AND THE AUTOMASSACRES |
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i can't wait til i have time and other musicians with which to make bochnagar a reality. |
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INHERIT THE EARTH AND ALSO A DEALERSHIP |
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FIELDS OF LONG GONE PRESENCE AND SAVINGS |
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A TALE OF PAGAN KRAMER THE MAGICAL DONKEY |
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DOWN THE AUTOMILE IN THE MORNING MIST COLD
INTO THE PEACEFUL DEALERSHIP BELOW
TWO THOUSAND MUSTANGS FOAMING WITH DEALS
GOT A FAMILY? A WINDSTAR YOUR WHEELS
AAAAAAHHHHHH
INTO THE BATTLE THEY RIDE,
TWO THOUSAND CARS,
FOR YOUR TEST DRIVE,
MASSACRE! |
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THE HOWLING OF CHICO THE LLAMA AMIDST THE CAVERNOUS CATACOMBS OF A TOYOTA CAMRY'S WHEEL WELLS. |
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i would like bobnomaamrooney to collaborate on lyrics for the first bochnagar release. DYA should also contribute lyrical ideas and play some bass. i will embody the grim shrieks of undead ernie sr's greatest moments as bochnagar pitchman. |
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New England is now known as Blashyrkh.
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"Good, good, now give me sexy-evil -- yes, yes, beautiful!" |
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ORGY OF SAVINGS
CONSPIRACY OF FINANCE
ONLY THE SOUND
OF THE COLD NORTHERN AUTOMATICS
TWINSUN SINK FADING
BEHIND THE BLACK CAMRY
ASLEEP IS THE MOUNTAINEER
YET THE NIGHT IS AVEO
STRANGE IS THE NIGHT
NOW BLACK STARS RISE
AND MANY TRAINED TECHNICIANS
STAFF OUR SERVICE CENTER
ALONG THE BLACK AUTOMILE SCATTERED
BY THE STREETLIGHTS AWAITING THE DAWN
TWO TIMES A HUNDRED USED CARS AVAILABLE
TRIED BY THE STEEL FORGED IN DETROIT, JAPAN AND BAVARIA
BY BATTLE WORN HUNGER TORN AWAITING
FREE COFFEE AND DONUTS ON PRESIDENTS DAY
AND FOR THE BANNERS OF CHICO THE LLAMA TO APPEAR
ON THE HILL IN THE SUN'S FIRST WARM RAYS
THE ELDER BOCH AMONG THE MEN LOOKED DEEP INTO THE LOT
AND SPOKE LOUD WITH PRIDE
TOMORROW IS A FINE DAY TO BUY
BUY
BUY
BUY
BUY
BUY
NO MONEY DOWN! |
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BOCHTHORY NEEDS DICE IN THE MIRROR |
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i love how quickly this thread went from Spring Appreciation to Ernie Boch's Black Metal Circus. |
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i wish bochnagar had a full lineup. we could take the spot vacated by pathogenic on the club oasis show. :( |
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Full armor made from the body panels of a 97 Corolla. |
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^ that would be interesting to see.
ps: happy birthday |
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i wish bochnagar had a full lineup. we could take the spot vacated by pathogenic on the club oasis show. :( |
hahaha that would rule... do you still have legit ideas for that though? |
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We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back,
To earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown...
We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all
With so many light years to go and things to be found
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so. |
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sorry for not sending last night. i'll get you something tonight. last night was busy and crazy. |
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sorry for not sending last night. i'll get you something tonight. last night was busy and crazy. |
no prob... whenever you get a chance dude |
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I wanna be part of Bochnagar. I work for another Honda dealership in Boston and we fucking hate that Ernie Boch! That dealership fucking robs everyone. Its ridiculous that people keep going there to buy cars! |
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I wanna be part of Bochnagar. I work for another Honda dealership in Boston and we fucking hate that Ernie Boch! That dealership fucking robs everyone. Its ridiculous that people keep going there to buy cars! |
That's like saying "i want to join metallica. i'm a roadie for megadeth and i hate lars!" |
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Ken, you and I still need to take grim photos together on the frostbitten automile. |
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I wanna be part of Bochnagar. I work for another Honda dealership in Boston and we fucking hate that Ernie Boch! That dealership fucking robs everyone. Its ridiculous that people keep going there to buy cars! |
That's like saying "i want to join metallica. i'm a roadie for megadeth and i hate lars!" |
Yeah, we're all about Boch's misanthropic price schema. |
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Ken, you and I still need to take grim photos together on the frostbitten automile. |
i know. i've been wanting for years to recreate this photo to use as the album cover. i need to get skinnier first.
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that was my idea for a black guy side project of bochnagar, kind of like how mortician has mo'tician. |
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I knew there was a reason I started working out again. |
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Can I still contribute lyrics to Bochnagar if I stab Herb Chambers in the skull and drive home with my boyfriend Snorre? |
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i was replying to bobnomaamrooney |
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Can I still contribute lyrics to Bochnagar if I stab Herb Chambers in the skull and drive home with my boyfriend Snorre? |
take a picture of it, use it as your album cover |
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I wanna be part of Bochnagar. I work for another Honda dealership in Boston and we fucking hate that Ernie Boch! That dealership fucking robs everyone. Its ridiculous that people keep going there to buy cars! |
That's like saying "i want to join metallica. i'm a roadie for megadeth and i hate lars!" |
Yeah, we're all about Boch's misanthropic price schema. |
Yea I completley agree with what your saying DreadKill.
I have been working in the car business for about 5 years now so I know pretty much everything you need to know about buying cars.
Does everyone know how Boch does what he does? |
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he summons the ancient ones |
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Well that goes without saying! lol |
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FOLLOW THE FREEZING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
To great savings on an 06 Elantra!! |
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BOCHNAGAR
BOCHNAGAR
EXHAULTLESS DEALER OF AUTOS DIVINE
I ATE OF ACCORDS TO CLEANSE HERB CHAMBERS
TO MAKE ME THY ENTRANCE TO THE VEINS OF THE AUTOMILE
NOW AS WE TURN TO SEEK THY DEALS
POUR DOWN ON US THY REDEEMING FINANCING
FOR YOU WILL ASCEND INTO HEAVEN
AND WILL LIFT THY THRONE ABOVE GOD
AND YOU WILL SIT ALSO UPON THE LUXURIOUS LEATHER INTERIOR
IN THE CABIN OF A REASONABLY PRICED E-CLASS
AND YOU WILL ASCEND ABOVE THE HEIGHTS OF THE CLOUDS
AND WILL BE LIKE THE MOST HIGH
YET WHERE YOU BROUGHT DOWN TO THE SIDES OF THE PIT
WHICH WE MUST NOW MERGE WITH NEW INVENTORY
OPPOSER,
OPPOSER,
HERB CHAMBERS LEXUS OF SHARON
I RENOUNCE THY FLESH IN THE NAME OF BOCH'S PRAISE
TO MINDLE THE SALES OF ERNIE'S JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS
I DRANK OF HELL TO CLEANSE MY SOUL OF GOD
TO REACH THE LIGHT ON WHICH CHICO DWELLEST
NOW AS WE SEEK THY CARS TRUCKS AND SUVS
POUR DOWN ON US THY REDEEMING FINANCING
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