Dave maggot is drunk and not matt

the heck you say.

i was drunk whilst doing boarcorpse backing vocals. fun!

goodnight rtto

RETURN TO THE ORIFICE

this thread is enlightening.

vagina

the orafice that is. i wasnt calling anyone a vagina. . .

alright. i'm gonna retire the drunk posting threads. i'll still post drunk, but i wont announce it. ha. i owe the world that.

I can't believe how good your shit came out. You should drink all the time..

haha thanks man. the cd is coming out awesome by the way, it was an honor to put some vocals on it.

we're hoping to get it done by monday late/tuesday early.

sweet

I can't wait to hear that shit when it's done. I want a DVD of Matt's reactions to it accompanying the CD.

I told Eliot that he invented a new form of contraception with that bass drop cuz I swear I came in my pants but my shorts were dry

Rather than paying for a vasectomy, just book studio time with Eliot!

You don't get snipped, you get slammed

i believe the proverbial "One two punch" we were talking about was that it would make you cum, but the crushing lowness of it would kill all your sperm so it could do no harm.

The aquarium called and complained that it made all their whales simultaneously climax. 4 seals, 2 otters and half of a 3rd grade class field trip were seriously injured in the process.

win