http://www.fmylife.com

The one about easter posted on 04/12/2009 at 9:53am is the best.

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/924153

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years having sex with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!!". April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML

I was reading this site for a while... got bored of it though. Just read it for a month or so. It's the same thing over and over. The novelty wears off quick.

Then again, at least this site had novelty to begin with. Posting the same picture in every thread never had any novelty.

I think a lot of people make shit up on this site. I've been reading it for awhile as well.

This is a awseome site!

Who is this?

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/984565

been there, done that!

Today, I was at the aquarium with my boyfriend. I ran to my favorite section: the petting section and started petting a sea slug. My boyfriend eventually came up next to me and I jokingly told him "this feels a lot like your cock". When I turned to him, it was a random 10 year old boy. FML

i wanna shake that dudes hand:

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

funny, I was looking for that one

No shit, kid is a fucking genius.

I liked this one:

"Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML"

Fucking awesome post.

100% chance this is bullshit.

I always wondered what it would be like to be fat and/or ugly. This is a wonderful window

IDK about that... I've definitely done things like that. I read that one and said "been there, done that"

i just wrote a funny one about dogs...hope they publish

if you see one about dogs or cats shitting places then I probably did it.