I'm sure a lot of us have stupid (and great) stories from being stupid (not great) kids. This is not a "I grew my own pot" thread. Set your posts to fail and fire away.
1) dramamine came in 10 packs and is the same stuff as sleeping pills. taking 10 of them and the walking around for a few hours like a zombie.
2) drinking robotussin dm. results in my walking up and trying to scratch my skin off cause it was cracking and peeling and there were bugs crawling under it.
3) trying to bake banana peels and then smoke them. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but wasn't nearly as cool as the deadmilkmen made it sound. We cooked them in the toaster oven and probably got more out of the plastic bag which melted on top of the toaster oven.
DMT. Biggest mistake. DXM raw. Second biggest mistake.
post by KadoogASSÜCK at May 7,2009 10:07am
I smoked pine needles (brown AND green) in 8th grade. This was before I realized that EVERYTHING that could be smoked to get high had been figured out already.
Whip-its
I worked at a coffee shop when I was 16 and one night a friend of mine and me went through a whole box of whip cream. I remember the boss saying "I just bought a box the other day, now they're all gone and the ones we have don't have any air left in them"
when i was in middle school a high schooler told us that if you dried out and smoked the leaves from a plant behind the soccer field that you could get high from it. so we tried it, and it didn't work. the worst part of all is that we tried it about 20 times after it not working the first time, thinking it might work the second time because everyone said you don't get high the first time you smoke.
I watched a kid smoke incense once. Wippits were pretty common. Nitrous was all the rage. Lots of LSD at one point too.
I never did any of that shit though. Just observed.
I never really did anything dumb. I was a "good kid", and only smoked weed.... although, some of the garbage that people passed off as weed in my town could be considered a stupid way to get high.
We got into the "holy fuck CVS has free (stealable) drugs" phase pretty early, so tussin and cold pills and shit was pretty common. No-Doze, too. Then there was the whole inhalants period - nothing like huffing a shitload of gas and mowing the lawn. I blacked out when I stood up too quick for YEARS from that shit.
i remember I had a couple friends who did 1000mg of DXM at metal fest in like 99 or 2000 it was funny to watch them walk like the curbs were 10 feet high.
Haha definetly did the robotrippin', banana peels & no doz. Hilarious.
It's true. I was there. Well, at least for the bananas and no-doz. We smoked like 20 bowls of bananas before we surrendered to the fact that it was bullshit.
I sniffed Altoids in science class...but I don't think I was trying to get high. Someone told me I wouldn't do it, so you know how that goes.
i remember I had a couple friends who did 1000mg of DXM at metal fest in like 99 or 2000 it was funny to watch them walk like the curbs were 10 feet high.
Ahahaha, I've seen some guy doing the same thing outside the Tsongas Arena. He was simultaneously completely bent over sideways while trying to walk up 10 foot curbs which made it even more hilarious.
i didn't really start smoking regularly until i was like 19. i remember that leaf incident i mentioned earlier because it was one of the few times i tried something, and it did nothing so i thought it was pointless.
one time i went with a friend to smoke weed out of a socket wrench bowl. When nothing happened after a couple hits i realized we were smoking maple leaves. He was convinced it was pot. I dumped it on the ground and he got all mad at me.
I didn't do this, but robotripping was the "hottest" thing to do at that time when they couldn't get alcohol. I thought it was gay. I just stuck with my weed.
I tried to smoke a straight pretzel once... :l also, I heard that Mark secretively got high on krylon when he was younger...
i guess thats better than smoking a gay pretzel
post by GEORGE ZIMMER at May 7,2009 5:56pm
HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I TOOK YOUR MOTHER OUT FOR A PICNIC IN A PARK, SET HER DOWN COMPLETELY FLAT ON THE PICNIC BLANKET, BALANCED A PABST ON HER BACK, AND RIGOROUSLY VIOLATED HER FROM BEHIND - QUIZZING HER ON BASIC GEOMETRY IN SWEDISH WHILE SHE HAD A MOUTFUL OF A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH AND ANTS CRAWLING INTO HER ARMPITS. SHE CAME SO HARD HER FACE MELTED LIKE THAT NAZI ASS IN RAIDERS. I GUARANTEE IT.
I grew up in New Bedford. There was never a need to find alternative to drugs in order to get high.
The same can be said about where I grew up in Burlington, VT.
Someone decided to smoke cat nip at my house a few years ago. It was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. My cat wasn't very happy about it, either. Those are the cat's drugs, damn it!
oh yeah. I drank a bottle of that stuff at the Rat one time. i walked from kenmore to the Common and have no recollection of it. GOOD TIMES
tried smoking banana peels-fail
huffed Stripease, massive headache
huffed Kensington Computer cleaner(canned air)-another massive headache
took a huge hit straight off the helium tank in the basement of the McDonalds in Rockland, fell over and woke up to my manager asking what happened. I said Im not sure and he let me go home-WIN!
whipits of course
i used to walk around giving my self the vulcan neckhold and getting a half passed out body buzz ussually falling on my face or running into tress or whatever, i got in trouble for showing people how to do it in rehab. i was big on huffing butane for a while, still the highest possible high ive ever had. more than any acid or dmt or whatever ive tried lots of things.. once half the can is gone you really start going crazy in an alternate universe running from cartoon animals and shit... lots of fun. i still robotrip every now and then. i like being sloppy retarded and laughing at the dumbest shit possible
My mother was a hippie-turned-midwife who was into herbalism and natural medicine. The sheer amount of exotic substances which DON'T get you high that I smoked as a young lad was astonishing. Not a buzz to be had. WTF, MA.
dead rhododendron leaves...they looked like spliffs and i was 12.
whoa, that brought back a memory, i tried smoking a rhodo too!
post by DestroyYouAlot at May 8,2009 10:11pm edited May 8,2009 10:12pm
I'm actually lucky I fucked around with inhalants early, 'cause when I went to Valley Tech (and the electronics shop thereof), practically every other dude in the shop was a serious acetone junkie for at least a week or two, and some years. I managed to have already decided it wasn't a hot idea. SHIT'S AWESOME FOR YA
Propellant...whippits but with airbrush propellant or something. I don't even remember, I was young and only did it a couple times and decided I was not ready for that level of lowlifedness.
surprised no one posted this but i tried the good ol' oregano and nutmeg idea. tried oregano, tried nutmeg, tried mixing them. all stupid.
Coricidin was HUGE when i was in high school. everyone was doing that shit and i found it retarted. tried it once, vomited a lot and started tripping, but it was the dirtiest trip i've ever had and i didnt enjoy it much compared to mushrooms and acid so i didnt bother. i knew people who fucked themselves heavily on that shit though, shitting blood and all kinds of horrendous health problems. They eventually made it so that if you got caught steeling the stuff in Brighton and Allston(since everyone did) that they automatically pressed charges since they knew you were a junkie.
Ate a whole box (5 doses) of Drixoral many, many mornings at school my Junior year and would be high all day. Worked at a grocery store where I could rip off boxes of it every shift. If they were out of Drixoral I'd just grab bottles of tussin. My girlfriend when I was 16 was the daughter of a doctor, so she would rip off all sorts of pharmaceutical samples from his home office and bring it to me and my friends. Snorted Prozac and Lithium, which was stupid and did nothing. About a metric ton of crushed Ritalin went up my nose over about a 2 year period.
Orange adderal tasted like candy and I proceeded to snort massive amounts until I was so jacked up I could feel my ears vibrating. Now if I even eat half a smurf my jaw hurts for two days from gritting my teeth uncontrollably. I dont fuck with that stuff like I did in high school
Ate a whole box (5 doses) of Drixoral many, many mornings at school my Junior year and would be high all day. Worked at a grocery store where I could rip off boxes of it every shift. If they were out of Drixoral I'd just grab bottles of tussin. My girlfriend when I was 16 was the daughter of a doctor, so she would rip off all sorts of pharmaceutical samples from his home office and bring it to me and my friends. Snorted Prozac and Lithium, which was stupid and did nothing. About a metric ton of crushed Ritalin went up my nose over about a 2 year period.
Lithium? Seriously? You're lucky you didn't end up with kidney damage.
Ate a whole box (5 doses) of Drixoral many, many mornings at school my Junior year and would be high all day. Worked at a grocery store where I could rip off boxes of it every shift. If they were out of Drixoral I'd just grab bottles of tussin. My girlfriend when I was 16 was the daughter of a doctor, so she would rip off all sorts of pharmaceutical samples from his home office and bring it to me and my friends. Snorted Prozac and Lithium, which was stupid and did nothing. About a metric ton of crushed Ritalin went up my nose over about a 2 year period.
Lithium? Seriously? You're lucky you didn't end up with kidney damage.
It was just a one time thing. Girlfriend just brought a whole bunch of shit over and we were like OK let's try this one now. I remember it hurt like a sonofabitch.
post by arktourO‘s at Dec 13,2011 2:07pm
getting high is stupid. you all need to go to a sobriety camp.
