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returntothepit >> discuss >> My wife keeps farting. by Hoser on Jul 23,2009 8:26pm
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jul 23,2009 8:26pm
And they smell sour as all hell.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 23,2009 8:28pm
SMACK HER ONE SHES A SOCIALIST



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 23,2009 8:28pm
she shouldn't be sharing her farts with anyone but herself



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jul 23,2009 8:35pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
she shouldn't be sharing her farts with anyone but herself


Nah...I take minutes off of her life with my farts on a daily basis...she deserves to drop one here and there...or everyday for that matter.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 24,2009 12:36am
Light 'em



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jul 24,2009 1:03am
speaking of lighting farts, ive seen my stepdad, mother, sister and uncle all light farts. i wish i was joking...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 24,2009 1:04am
that explains alot



toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Jul 24,2009 1:07am
ive woken myself up from deep sleeps by the smell of my own farts. a few times my girlfriend has been able to taste them, across the room. im wicked classy



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 24,2009 1:10am
ever shit out an undigested salad from wendy's?



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 24,2009 3:40am
This doesn't convince anyone that you've gotten laid.



toggletoggle post by timma at Jul 24,2009 9:25am
My 67 year old co-worker rips the heaviest ass right next to my cube all the time...shamelessly as well. Smells like salty garbage and garlic.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 24,2009 9:39am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
ever shit out an undigested salad from wendy's?


Not from Wendy's, but I thought I was dying.

I live in a city where there's so much good food you only go to Wendy's if you're drunk.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 24,2009 9:44am
Good good in Texas? That's unpossible.

Actually, to me, nothing beats good ol' Tex Mex. I grew up on that shit.



toggletoggle post by C.dEad at Jul 24,2009 12:00pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
ever shit out an undigested salad from wendy's?


Not from Wendy's, but I thought I was dying.


Same exact thing happened to me. Wasn't from Wendy's, but from bad lettuce I put on a sandwich. The food digested fine, but I was streaming chunks of lettuce and shit grease out of my ass for 5 mins. straight. It was an awesome sight when I looked in the toilet. I also thought I was dying.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 24,2009 12:14pm
My farts are wrapping aound a turd deep in my bowels then carrying that rippage out. It is busta stank!



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jul 24,2009 12:17pm
Your wife is pregnant, Hoser.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 24,2009 12:25pm
Hoser's lying because we all know woman cant fart.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 24,2009 1:23pm
C.dEad said[orig][quote]
Same exact thing happened to me. Wasn't from Wendy's, but from bad lettuce I put on a sandwich. The food digested fine, but I was streaming chunks of lettuce and shit grease out of my ass for 5 mins. straight. It was an awesome sight when I looked in the toilet. I also thought I was dying.


What gets me is how spasmic it is. You sit down and suddenly, you're unable to move as your muscles contract and you struggle for breath. When it's over, you feel like going to a VA hospital and registering as a vet.

arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Actually, to me, nothing beats good ol' Tex Mex. I grew up on that shit.


Hell yeah! And not just TK.

But not only that, Houston is chuck full of excellent wop, Asian, German and Murrican cooking. And usually fucking cheap.

My favorite is currently a place on Washington (near the infamous Walters on Washington) called El Rey that's Cuban/Mexican. Hit the fried plantains for a bonus round.



toggletoggle post by C.dEad at Jul 24,2009 1:43pm
mmm, fried plantains.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 24,2009 1:50pm
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[Jul 24,2009 12:25pm - archaeon]
Hoser's lying because we all know woman cant fart.


ah... youth..



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jul 27,2009 9:06pm
MillenialKingdom said[orig][quote]
Your wife is pregnant, Hoser.


Brother...I just found out today that you are right on the money.

She was tested today, she's pregnant again.

You could rival Nostradamus. I believe in you....

WTF.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jul 27,2009 9:32pm
Congratulations, nilla!



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jul 28,2009 8:38am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
ever shit out an undigested salad from wendy's?


The other tossed salad.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 28,2009 11:55am
Evident in my farts from the other day: Beer and popcorn. Smelled exactly the same coming out as it did in. Weird.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jul 30,2009 6:49pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
Congratulations, nilla!


Thanks, Dee Aye Double Gee!!!




toggletoggle post by demondave at Jul 31,2009 10:32am
Hoser said[orig][quote]
My wife keeps farting


on cakes?




toggletoggle post by Beefcake The Mighty at Jul 31,2009 3:21pm
MOAR HATE BABIES



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