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returntothepit >> discuss >> attn : xmikex by aril on Nov 24,2009 10:48am
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toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 24,2009 10:48am
Bill simmons vs the big O.

Tell me what you know bout this. I just recently heard about it and don't know the back story. I hate glen o-douche.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 24,2009 10:56am
From what little I know about it...

Simmons was supposed to make a guest appearance on The Big Show, probably to promote his new book. Simmons had to cancel and Ordway flipped his shit and spent 20 minutes ripping Simmons to shreds on air finally dubbing him the "Phony of the Week." Simmons consequently flipped his own shit, and called him a fat washed up hack on Twitter.

I guess WEEI had just signed a partnership with ESPN, so Simmons got in some hot water over it.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 24,2009 11:02am
And Simmons claims his bosses at ESPN were the ones who told him not to go on the big show. But I guess the big show did some investigative journalism, and found out his bosses said none of that and that simmons was lying.

And if EEI and ESPN just signed a deal, then how come FOX sports radio is still on overnight? God I hate the overnight FOX shows.



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 24,2009 11:06am
Big O sucks and has a bigger ego to go with his big head. I hope he chokes on a turkey bone and dies on thanksgiving.

Fox sports night shows suck.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 24,2009 11:12am
Oh holy shit, agreed. Fox Sports is the bottle of the barrel in general, but their overnight radio shows are pure shit. That's when you hit the scan button and hope to find some cool college radio stuff going on.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 24,2009 11:13am
I love the big show. Cedric Maxwells story about his circumcision was classic.



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 24,2009 11:14am
Lol wha



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 24,2009 11:16am
I was listening to The Big Show that day

they had talked through e-mail to Simmons about coming on, Simmons seemed all gung ho about it, saying he would go on for as long as possible and he would use his ISDN line from home

then they got an e-mail from Simmons saying his bosses at ESPN didn't want him to do it, Ordway went on air saying it was weird, Simmons apparently heard that and posted on Twitter saying "Hey WEEI: You were wrong, I did a Boston interview today. With your competition. Rather give them ratings over deceitful scumbags like you." Ordway and Sheppard made it sound like that was completely unwarranted and said they were going to post the e-mails to and from Simmons about coming on on WEEI.com, but I didn't care enough to look them up...that's what I know



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 24,2009 11:19am
Apparently max's mother took him to get his "tonsils" out when he was 8. But instead of his tonsils being removed, it was his foreskin. He was pissed that they weren't giving him ice cream and was wondering why his wang hurt and not his throat. So he's in his twenties now, and is in the shower and notices some black string hanging off of his dick, and he pulls it, and I guess it ends up being the stitches from his circumcision some 15 years prior.

I GOT THE BALL!!!



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Nov 24,2009 11:20am
BIG O!!!



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toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 24,2009 11:22am
Hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 24,2009 11:23am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
aril said[orig][quote]
Lol wha

Part 1: http://audio.weei.com/m/22205579/max-s-ton...llectomy-part-i.htm#q=Tonsillectomy

Part 2 (with Maxwell's mom): http://audio.weei.com/m/22205591/max-s-tonsillectomy-part-ii.htm#q=Tonsillectomy


oh fuck yeah. Listening now! I was listening to this live on air and fucking crying because I was laughing so hard.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Nov 24,2009 3:25pm
Pires said[orig][quote]
Apparently max's mother took him to get his "tonsils" out when he was 8. But instead of his tonsils being removed, it was his foreskin. He was pissed that they weren't giving him ice cream and was wondering why his wang hurt and not his throat. So he's in his twenties now, and is in the shower and notices some black string hanging off of his dick, and he pulls it, and I guess it ends up being the stitches from his circumcision some 15 years prior.

I GOT THE BALL!!!





toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 24,2009 3:39pm
bill simmons is funnier. the big show sucks. the only show worth listening to on weei is planet mikey because mike adams is ridiculous.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 24,2009 6:52pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
bill simmons is funnier. the big show sucks. the only show worth listening to on weei is planet mikey because mike adams is ridiculous.
while Adams is funny, listening to his show sometimes feels like some wahoo caller with little sports knowledge was just handed his own show....can get annoying



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 24,2009 7:01pm
I can't listen to planet mikey at all. Once big show is over, I'm out. And Dale and holley have gone down the shitter lately too. I find myself listening to zo and tanguay. But I'll always listen to the big show. Especially since masserotti and felger are the competion. "look at Larry Fitzgeralds ass" is all Ive got to say about felger.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 24,2009 7:05pm
yea I can't support Felger and Maz....they're both arrogant assholes



toggletoggle post by Michael Felger at Nov 24,2009 8:09pm
Guys. I know exactly what I'm talking about with every sport. Leave me out of this.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 24,2009 8:54pm
Michael%20Felger said[orig][quote]
Guys. I know exactly what I'm talking about with every sport. Leave me out of this.
i wanna fuck your wife



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Nov 24,2009 9:32pm
im so sick of everyone on eei except for dale and holley



toggletoggle post by Michael Felger at Nov 24,2009 9:41pm
MY WIFE? do you REALIZE WHO YOU TALKING TO, SON!?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 24,2009 9:47pm
Michael%20Felger said[orig][quote]
MY WIFE? do you REALIZE WHO YOU TALKING TO, SON!?
yea the faggot who wants to give Larry Fitzgerald a rimjob



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 24,2009 11:50pm
tylor said[orig][quote]
im so sick of everyone on eei except for dale and holley


yup. we're no longer friends.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 25,2009 1:28am edited Nov 25,2009 1:29am
Planet mikey is hilarious. He's a crazy cokehead who doesn't give a fuck. It's like someone from rttp got a show on eei. Dale and holley are good, but ordway is terrible and D&C is intolerable. eei mostly sucks and the sports hub is better, but still not much better. Felger is horrible. I pretty much only listen to the radio when the bruins are on. I'm sick of whiny faggot sox fans and negative bandwagon boston sports fans who think a two game losing streak for any Boston team is the equivalent of the apocalypse.



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 25,2009 1:40am
I call planet mikey sometimes. always a wait.

I really hate when eei people talk about politics. Motherfuckers think they be right about everything.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 25,2009 10:00am
I feel like I get pissed off at Boston sports radio no matter what for the simple fact that it can be the middle of December, the day before a huge Pats game with the playoffs coming up and all anyone will want to talk about is the Red Sox bullpen.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 25,2009 10:03am
4th and 2 anyone? Anyone want to talk about 4th and 2?



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 25,2009 10:09am
haha.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Nov 25,2009 10:25am
bottom line is the big show has the whiner line.



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toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Nov 25,2009 11:01am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
I feel like I get pissed off at Boston sports radio no matter what for the simple fact that it can be the middle of December, the day before a huge Pats game with the playoffs coming up and all anyone will want to talk about is the Red Sox bullpen.
i'm so sick of how hung up boston sports fans and the sports media are on the sox. i remember when the pats won their 1st super bowl and all the local newspeople could say was "hopefully the red sox will win a championship soon." your underdog football team wins a thrilling superbowl on a last minute drive and all you can think about is your baseball team? fucking asinine.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 25,2009 11:41am
loooooove haaaaaate looooooooove



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Nov 25,2009 11:44am
hey gauyz wutz baseball



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Nov 25,2009 11:45am
pre-emptive strike



toggletoggle post by martins the self trolling lvl 34 tifa lover at Nov 25,2009 11:48am
Lol gauyz stop hahaha lol no way dude. Hahahha



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Nov 25,2009 11:49am
lol always picked aeris



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 25,2009 12:00pm
"Hey we've got Fred from Haverhill on the line here. Fred, do you have a question for Tom Brady?"

"Yeah, hi Tom, hi guys. Listen, Tom... am I right or am I right, the Sox need to trade Jason Bay and Josh Beckett for Prince Fielder right now"

"Tom your response?"

"What's that? Oh I was too busy fucking this guy's wife while he was asking me dumb shit about a sport I don't care about. See ya at the superbowl parade faggot. Next caller."



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Nov 25,2009 12:10pm
LMAO



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Nov 25,2009 12:13pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
I feel like I get pissed off at Boston sports radio no matter what for the simple fact that it can be the middle of December, the day before a huge Pats game with the playoffs coming up and all anyone will want to talk about is the Red Sox bullpen.
i'm so sick of how hung up boston sports fans and the sports media are on the sox. i remember when the pats won their 1st super bowl and all the local newspeople could say was "hopefully the red sox will win a championship soon." your underdog football team wins a thrilling superbowl on a last minute drive and all you can think about is your baseball team? fucking asinine.


are you listening to WEEI? Cause i listen to 98.5 the sports hub just about every day and they talk about football just as much as baseball, which is just a little more than basketball, which is about 3 times as much as hockey, which is at least existent compared to soccer.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Nov 25,2009 12:28pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
"Hey we've got Fred from Haverhill on the line here. Fred, do you have a question for Tom Brady?"

"Yeah, hi Tom, hi guys. Listen, Tom... am I right or am I right, the Sox need to trade Jason Bay and Josh Beckett for Prince Fielder right now"

"Tom your response?"

"What's that? Oh I was too busy fucking this guy's wife while he was asking me dumb shit about a sport I don't care about. See ya at the superbowl parade faggot. Next caller."


"we've got Danny Ainge on the line. Danny, what did you think about Belichick going for it on 4th and 2?"

I fucking flipped out in my car. Celtics president talking football. Understandably everyone had an opinion about the call, but for fucks sake, shut the fuck up. All you heard on EEI last week was 4th and 2. The guests talked about it. The callers and the hosts. I was listening Friday and they said right off the bat at 2 on the big show they weren't talking about it. That they wanted to talk Jets. And 12 minutes into it, they went BACK to 4th and 2. I was so pissed I actually called the whiner line lol.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 25,2009 1:42pm
I made sure my car was stocked with Bushwick Bill, and Immortal so I wouldn't have any reason to want to listen to sports radio during the 4th and 2 debate. That's hilarious that they asked Danny Ainge though.



toggletoggle post by Gary Tanguay at Nov 25,2009 1:58pm
BACK IN THE 80s I HAD A LITTLE SPORTS CAR, A MEMBERS ONLY JACKET AND A MULLET. THE MULLET, JACKET AND CAR ARE GONE AND NOW I'M A TRUCK GUY.

NOW MY KIDS ACTUALLY WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME, THEY THINK I'M COOL EVEN THOUGH I AM GARY TANGUAY.

LET IT BE KNOWN, GARY TANGUAY IS...A TRUCK GUY



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Nov 25,2009 2:03pm
DA > Everybody on EEI.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Nov 26,2009 2:09am
DA blows



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Nov 26,2009 7:17am
I wish 'EEI would cut the syndicated overnight bullshit and just give Mary Carillo, Jim Rice and Morgan Freeman from the Whiner Line a show.

This post brought to you by Fred and Steve's Steakhouse



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 26,2009 9:59am
Didn't they ask zdeno chara, too?



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 26,2009 11:14am
This is more of why I have not listened to one second of WEEI since 98.5 Sports Hub came on the air. Aside from loving Toucher and Rich since they started at WBCN, I think the new station has great talent, far less entitled douchbag behavior and an actual intelligent sense of humor (except for Felger and Mazz because I swear they live in a bubble that can't be penetrated by even the tiniest bit of popular culture from the outside world).
I heard Simmons on Toucher and Rich when this whole thing started and it was pretty much how Mike described it. They got butthurt because FOX Sports told him not to go on 'EEI that day and all hell broken lose because King Ordway felt slighted.
Fred, Steve and their steakhouse are ok though.
also......
The whiner line is bullshit. Half of those calls I swear are fake and are not funny. The only time I've ever laughed hard from that is when some random guy who isn't a cheap character calls in and just shreds with actual brutal wit and humor. Cedric Maxwell is the only thing otherwise on 'EEI that can make me crack a smile.



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