post by Edward "Hutch" Hutchinson at Dec 17,2009 12:08pm
I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I have reason to believe that Aaron is not only the true father of your child, but that he actually drugged you via some kind of strange moose and snuck the elderly couple from nextdoor into your room to plant the seed of Satan.
There is no doubt in my mind now that Roman Castevet is actually none other than Steven Marcato, direct descendent of Adrian Marcato, the known leader of a local witches coven. Get rid of the Tanis Root as soon as possible, I will attempt to contact you with further information, but I fear for my own life.
Do not trust Aaron, he sold your eternal soul to the devil in exchange for fame and success in his career as a photographer.
post by NYPD at Dec 17,2009 12:12pm
we regret to inform you that a Mr. Edward Hutchinson has lapsed into a coma. He did leave a book for you though. does "all of them witches" ring a bell? if theres anything else we can do for you today, let us know maam