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returntothepit >> discuss >> Jersey Shore by xanonymousx on Dec 18,2009 10:54am
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toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Dec 18,2009 10:54am
has anyone heard of this show?

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toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 18,2009 10:59am
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toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 18,2009 10:59am edited Dec 18,2009 11:01am
this is the kind of tv show that lowers your IQ. no thx



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 18,2009 11:08am
Previously on Jersey Shore "Ey ohh oh ayyy!"

Next time on Jersey Shore "Ey! Oh! Oh! Ayyy! Ohh madone don't smudge my spray tan!"



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 18,2009 12:35pm
anyone who willingly watches this should be executed.



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Dec 18,2009 12:37pm
GTFO.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Dec 18,2009 12:51pm
I would fuck any chick on this show haha



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Dec 18,2009 1:09pm
i guess the dude who hit her was a school teacher.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Dec 18,2009 1:11pm
Best thing to happen to television since color.



toggletoggle post by are you going to slarborough fair? at Dec 18,2009 1:12pm
yea, a gym teacher hahahaha

BTW holy tits on that chick that got punched



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 18,2009 1:32pm
the slow head turn is so amazing.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Dec 18,2009 1:52pm
what you didnt see in the episdoe is that the dude that hit her works at the club and told her to remove her hat many times..so he did it for her..he was just trying to be helpful..



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 18,2009 1:52pm
pam said[orig][quote]
the slow head turn is so amazing.
the way her head snaps back is even better



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 18,2009 2:11pm
This show is amazing in short doses - any longer than 10 minutes, it starts to melt my brain. Imagine the VD that gets passed around that circle of retards. I could watch that dishrag get sucker punched for eternity - it never gets old.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 18,2009 2:55pm
pam said[orig][quote]
the slow head turn is so amazing.


"Scanning, scanning, scanning... target - BLAM!"



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 18,2009 3:00pm
For some reason, I watched 3 episodes of this show in a row the other night. It's kind of like slowing down at the scene of a car accident. I'm fascinated by how these people function in the world.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 18,2009 3:17pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
anyone who willingly watches this should be executed.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 18,2009 3:29pm
well at least some one agrees with you



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 18,2009 3:30pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
Best thing to happen to television since coloreds.




MMMMHMM



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Dec 18,2009 3:50pm
http://www.mtv.com/videos/jersey-shore-ep-...ade-to-black/1627937/playlist.jhtml

In this episode, you get to see a big, tough guido guy cry... because his "girl" talked to some other guy at a bar. Wow... just... wow... This stuff is priceless. I can't believe these people.



toggletoggle post by oscarct  at Dec 18,2009 4:37pm
Samantha said[orig][quote]
http://www.mtv.com/videos/jersey-shore-ep-...ade-to-black/1627937/playlist.jhtml

In this episode, you get to see a big, tough guido guy cry... because his "girl" talked to some other guy at a bar. Wow... just... wow... This stuff is priceless. I can't believe these people.


I watched this..dude cries minutes into the episode haha



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Dec 18,2009 5:22pm
guineas have feelings too, you assholes



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 18,2009 5:27pm
I can believe you people care about this shit.



toggletoggle post by slar samuelson back by popular demand at Dec 18,2009 5:30pm
i watched the episode w the chick punch last night.
honestly as much as i hate people who try to justify watching reality TV as ironic cultural slumming, i was enthralled, mostly because i love watching people fulfill their stereotypes to the letter. In that regard, this show is better than if "i love new york" did an episode where all they did was eat watermelon and shoot at each other



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 18,2009 5:35pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I can believe you people care about this shit.


"Laughing with" and "laughing at" are two completely different concepts.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 18,2009 5:37pm
In that case, LOL



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 18,2009 5:37pm
I fucking love this show, even though I hate guidos with a burning passion. Getting inside their petty, retarded lives absolutely disgusts yet intrigues me because of how beyond ridiculous they are. I can't wait to see what these idiots look like when they get old.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 18,2009 5:43pm edited Dec 18,2009 5:44pm
this show makes me proud of my heritage.

CAMDEN NJ REPRESENT BITCHES



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toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 18,2009 5:45pm
Judging by the tans, they will look leathery. Also the dudes can look forward to organ failure from the 'roids.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 18,2009 5:48pm
i'm sure they already suffer from "organ failure"



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 18,2009 5:49pm
yea I'm sure they all frequent their local free clinic for some penicillin



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 18,2009 5:56pm
There was a scene where 2 of the girls made out in the hot tub. Normally this would curdle my cream. In this case, I wanted to vomit.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 18,2009 6:00pm
fuck you assholes... now i have to sit down and watch this show.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 18,2009 6:12pm
largefreakatzero said[orig][quote]
There was a scene where 2 of the girls made out in the hot tub. Normally this would curdle my cream. In this case, I wanted to vomit.


Oh, they were making out? I thought the oompa loompa looking bitch was trying eat the tranny-esque one's face.



toggletoggle post by WICKED REAL MCGUNK at Dec 19,2009 1:21pm


THIS THREAD ISNT ABOUT FIGHTING THE GRAVESIDE FAGWOPS UNDER THE PINEAPPLE IN FEDERAL HILL.



FAIL.



toggletoggle post by martins   at Jan 8,2010 11:27pm
Addicted to this show. Beyond entertaining.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid nli at Jan 8,2010 11:59pm
I love this show.



toggletoggle post by martins   at Jan 9,2010 12:04am
Favorite thing to do is watch Pauly D. He's SO fucking awkward.



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Jan 9,2010 12:58am
In Nazi Germany, the cast and crew of this show would have all been systematically shot in the head and bull dozed into a mass grave... 88



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Jan 9,2010 1:04am


Cuz we are living in a Zionist world and I am a Zionist girl



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jan 9,2010 1:06am
martins said[orig][quote]
Favorite thing to do is watch Pauly D. He's SO fucking awkward.


dude pauly d is going to be in Nashua NH
http://www.facebook.com/#/event.php?eid=217512074225&ref=mf



toggletoggle post by Paul CNV at Jan 9,2010 1:08am
xanonymousx said[orig][quote]
martins said[orig][quote]
Favorite thing to do is watch Pauly D. He's SO fucking awkward.


dude pauly d is going to be in Nashua NH
http://www.facebook.com/#/event.php?eid=217512074225&ref=mf


Dude, you are a fucking faggot



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jan 9,2010 1:20am
lawlz at this show this show is the end of life



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 9,2010 3:40am
Anyone who hates on this show is a faggot who doesn't tan, can't get laid and doesn't know how to dance to house music.

Boot niggers 4 lyfe



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jan 9,2010 10:19am
i guess i need to start going to the local tanning salon,
skin cancer gets the girls i suppose.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 9,2010 10:34am
Get on it! But you can't force the fist-pump. You dance to house music because it's just something inside you.



toggletoggle post by Doomkid nli at Jan 9,2010 11:27am
Greenlight given for Season 2.

Same guidos/guidettes!



toggletoggle post by zyklon at Jan 9,2010 11:28am
Bunch of greaseballs no thanks



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Jan 9,2010 11:35am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
anyone who willingly watches this should be executed.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 9,2010 11:52am
You bigoted, racist fucks.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jan 9,2010 11:50pm
Doomkid%20nli said[orig][quote]
Greenlight given for Season 2.

Same guidos/guidettes!


what?



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