Ok, inspired by the rotting christ, prong, and soulfly thread that i am still wtf'ing all over the place about, lets hear some impossible bills that would be cool somehow, only rule is they have to be currently active bands playing what they would play live nowadays (i.e. no kill em all era metallica touring with peace sells era megadeth etc.) GO FORTH AND KILL

mine;


THE JESUS LIZARD
EVOKEN
STABAT MATER
WITCH
BLACKFUCKINGDOOM (not sure if active, but the two songs on their myspace are fantastic. google it im lazy

or

ABSCESS
RORSCHACH
BLACK SHIPS
HIRUDINEA

or (for the indie rock wuss in me)

PAVEMENT
PIXIES (they just played a show so counts as active rite?)
JOE JACK TALCUM (or whatever fuckin name hes playing under)
TIM BARRY

okonemorextrawishfulthinkingfuckfuckfuckdrugs

MOTORHEAD
TURBONEGRO
SUPERCHRIST
PANZERBASTARD

hey a guy can dream rite?

Evoken
diSEMBOWELMENT
Ahab
Thergothon
Skepticism

Nunslaughter
Machetazo
Morbosidad
drop dead
Order of the Vulture
Rampant Decay

Archeon headlining MDF.

Dripping
Depeche Mode
Plague Bringer
Cave In
Jedi Mind Tricks
Brother Ali
Billie Holiday
Pig Destroyer
Digested Flesh

yes plz

Razormaze, Composted, Metallica, Marilyn Manson, Britney Spears, James Bond, 1349, Ipsissimus, I Destroyer, Dinosaur Jr., Bruce Springsteen, U2, Grinded Nig

death

Autopsy
Nunslaughter
Impaled
Engorged

Ghoul
FKU
Rammer
Goathorn

I just realized this is probably actually happening at MDF.

Integrity
Mass Grave
Nunslaughter
Rampant Decay

I really like Nunslaughter.

with voivod and cynic and the opener, vio-lence or forbidden.

i think my head would explode if i saw motorhead and superchrist on the same night.

Emperor
The Doves
Aphex Twin
Sigur Ros

those line-ups be lame : here be my line-up

Super Brutal Death Attack
Mega Metal Death Rattler
Ultra Heavey Hammer Smash Face
Satan's Sauerkraut
Asmodeus Ass Fiend
and last but not least : Rhinoplasty 's round table

this be trutff

Nargaroth and the Jonas Brothers

Pantera
Pansy Division
Skrewdriver
Matisyahu

Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza and Cat Stevens

B-52's
Beach Boys
The Mama's and the Papa's
Peter, Paul, and Mary

that sounds amazing actually!

charlie daniels
uncle dave macon
hank 3
david allen coe
zz-top

and i would like to see this at a biker bbq in the middle of the woods

Grinded Nig
jew Slaughter
Tragedy
dropdead

siege
9 shocks terror
a poor excuse
last in line

Cannibal Corpse and Cannabis Corpse

Excel, Hummingbird of Death, Koro, Lack of Interest

put these together!

MOTORHEAD-classic line-up w/ Philthy & Fast Eddie
THIN LIZZY
ROSE TATTOO
CRO-MAGS-Age Of Quarrel line -up
TOM JONES

ok kpanzer, first of all, the rules clearly state that this needs to be currently active lineups, second of all, wtf are you doing having tom jones as the opening act??!!

I make the rules here. Go to bed .

Public Enemy
Slayer
Onyx
Testament

Here's mine

High On Fire
Nachtmystium
The Gates of Slumber
Unearthly Trance
Black Pyramid (gotta stick myself opening a bill like that lol)

Blackfuckingdoom, not sure what's up with them, the main dude was supposed to move back to the area, he did the art for our first 7"

wow

i am rendered speechless

I'm all for this lineup!

impressive