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returntothepit >> discuss >> RTTP WIKI by the_reverend on Sep 14,2010 10:34am
Add To All Your Pages!
toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 14,2010 10:34am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_to_the_Pit

thanks for the 2010 addition.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 14,2010 10:38am
Tanks, how do they work?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 14,2010 10:39am
"Tanks still haven't been invented."


amazing.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 14,2010 10:44am
You're welcome



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 14,2010 10:46am
Also , "Only RTTP is real"



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 14,2010 10:49am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
Also , "Only RTTP is real"



toggletoggle post by TIMMA at Sep 14,2010 10:51am
2008:
Asian Father Killed at New England Death Fest

Priceless.



toggletoggle post by boxxy at Sep 14,2010 10:52am
The yearly updates are unbelievable. I like that we have a "strong e-community"



toggletoggle post by goatcatabisk at Sep 14,2010 11:16am
Fancy



toggletoggle post by AndrewBastard at Sep 14,2010 11:21am
awesome.



toggletoggle post by nekronautnli at Sep 14,2010 12:35pm
I lol'd.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 14,2010 12:48pm
Hahaha, "2008 was raviolis".

I added the bit about the /r/ tag, 'twas a great day.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Sep 14,2010 12:50pm edited Sep 14,2010 12:50pm
Oh, we're admitting what we added? Raviolis here. [Least I THINK that was me]



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 14,2010 12:52pm
I think I did Bova but I can't remember. Definitely did tanks and rttp being real.



toggletoggle post by Fuck Logging In at Sep 15,2010 2:44am
there should be an rttp encyclopedia dramatica page



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at Sep 15,2010 2:56am
<3 rttp



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 15,2010 5:02am
They deleted my Joe Christianni entries.



toggletoggle post by Neverpurified nli at Sep 15,2010 8:48am
I'm disappointed that the Finntroll threads were left out



toggletoggle post by Pires at Sep 15,2010 4:47pm
Lol @ the events article



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Sep 15,2010 10:53pm
And nobody ever fucking learns...ever.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Sep 16,2010 12:19am
The RTTP wiki would be better if it were King Diamond.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 16,2010 12:58am
You guys can edit it as you see fit, I've been working on it for the betterment of the community.



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Sep 16,2010 12:59am
I came thinking thought this was an RttP wiki-knockoff. Serious business regardless, as it contains no slams, no triggers, and no inhales.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 16,2010 1:29am
Is Yogi Hawk really worthy of mention? There's been better things to happen here, no offense to that man (kid?) fuck it, mankid.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 16,2010 10:59am
I originally posted the Yogi Hawk thing back when it seemed like his meme star was going to be relatively huge. There should be a Bova or Wretched Asylum entry in his place.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 16,2010 11:13am
2000 - 2006: Music discussed. Booooring
2007: /r/ tag introduced. Life has meaning again.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 16,2010 11:40am
Nds moar Eastcide.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 16,2010 12:15pm
2009
Rich Bova's legacy is cemented and becomes rttp folklore legend.
Century Media not included in Relapse gift bags.

Eternity
Aril, Black Metal's number one fan, hates all Black Metal. More of this and more on News at 11.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2010 12:19pm
Hobby Rockers or GTFO



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 16,2010 12:26pm
Aw man someone deleted my additions.
GTFO with that aril comment



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 16,2010 12:33pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
2000 - 2006: Derekx has sexual relations with xmikex


fixd



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 16,2010 12:42pm
FinnHeathLedger day needs adding.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Sep 16,2010 2:48pm
Kevord needs to stop deleting edits like a homo



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 16,2010 2:50pm
1996
September 2 First RttP radio show airs on 91.3fm WUNH Durham, NH.
[edit]2000
May 6 First Official show photographed and documented for RttP.
October 10 Website first shows up online.
December 26 First live band on RttP: Halo Suffocation Machine.
[edit]2006
September 4 10th Anniversary radio show.

ADMIN PLEASE DELETE THESE FAKE POSTS



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Sep 16,2010 2:53pm
RICHARD HORROR DOES NOT APPROVE



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 16,2010 2:59pm
hahaha the latest update



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 16,2010 3:00pm
Megalulz @ HP less than that of Tuna Fish Sandwich.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 16,2010 3:01pm
reimroc said[orig][quote]
RICHARD HORROR DOES NOT APPROVE





toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 16,2010 3:12pm
^ Wren has hungry eyes



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Sep 16,2010 7:07pm
haha wren raping rich with his eyes



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 17,2010 1:42am
in every picture wren has those eyes.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 17,2010 1:27pm
Epic entry is getting epic-er.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 17,2010 1:28pm
Somebody make sure and archive this shit, when the Wikipedos catch on we can throw the whole thing up on ED.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 17,2010 1:29pm
45 Billion Years BCE
Bova forms in the celestial ether, an already wizened Dwyer looks on with disgust at this new creature.

2012
everyone on earth dies except for octobilliongenarian Dwyer

FOR ALL TIME
Quit deleting edits you faggot(s) Some NLIfag agrees.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Sep 17,2010 1:50pm
Launched October 11, 2000
Current status Finntroll



toggletoggle post by Bobby Brisket at Dec 10,2010 10:19pm
what one of you faggots stripped the hilarity out of this and left it back at boring.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 10,2010 10:38pm
wiki cops



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jun 5,2011 11:33pm
shits so fucking boring now. who took all the good stuff out.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 6,2011 10:51am
nds moar officially



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 8,2011 6:38pm
hahaha, YES. thank you to whomever made it whole again.




Joe Christianni

A poser of metal born January 29,2005 in the most epic of threads. Not much is known of this mysterious character aside from his affinities for flavored water, arena football, Lamb of God and cock. Often spotted in Norwood, he has an HP less than that of Tuna Fish Sandwich.

CHIODOS

Mocked by hobby rockers, loved by blackmetalladies. Enjoys eating tacos, wearing mesh tanktops and vanishing under mysterious circumstances.

Tanks

-Tanks were not invented until the Korean war against Japan.
-There were no tanks 250 years ago.
-If there were tanks in WWI there would be real pictures of them. Tanks weren't around then. Why is this concept so hard to grasp?
- You people will have to do better than pictures of lego tanks and blurry photoshops.
-There were no tanks in WWI. Deal with it.
-Tanks didn't exist until like 2002 or something.
-I'm glad somebody is on the same page as me. Tanks weren't invented until after world war II
-Scott Baio invented the tank, not some British homosexual.
-Rich Bova invented tanks, but not until 2011 after the reaching mastery in the art of shredding.
-Progmetaldrummer invented tanks and used it to interrogate Mike Portnoy into quitting Dream Theater.

Events

This is the page where The Rev wants you to post shows but nobody ever listens and then he posts something like "I would have gone to this if it were on the events page."

And nobody ever fucking learns...ever.

45 Billion Years BCE

Bova forms in the celestial ether, an already wizened Dwyer looks on with disgust at this new creature.

1996

September 2 First RttP radio show airs on 91.3fm WUNH Durham, NH.

1997

Martins discovers Final Fantasy VII, Martins loses virginity to Final Fantasy VII Disc 2

2000

May 6 First Official show photographed and documented for RttP.

October 10 Website first shows up online.

December 26 First live band on RttP: Halo Suffocation Machine.

2005

September 16 on a sponsored concerts, hurricane victims get a sizable donation in the form of 1/2 of the guitar play for the rock group Bane Of Existence's stuff. A commemorative T-Shirt was also handed out at this event. The donations can be tracked through the American Red Cross.

2006

September 4 10th Anniversary radio show.

2007

"/r/" tag introduced.

2008

2008 WAS RAVIOLIS
Asian Father Killed at New England Death Fest

2009

Rich Bova's legacy is cemented and becomes rttp folklore legend.

Century Media not included in Relapse gift bags.

2010

Jan 14 a pissed off owl is in a box.
Tanks still haven't been invented.
Progmetal drummer will invent tanks while on tour with Dream Theater by doing a metallurgy ritual about it.

2012

everyone on earth dies except for octobilliongenarian Dwyer

FOR ALL TIME

Quit deleting edits you faggot(s) Some NLIfag agrees.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jul 8,2011 6:40pm
I love how CHIODOS reads like an add in the personals.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 8,2011 6:54pm
Well done, indeed.



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Jul 8,2011 7:34pm
I'm glad my CHIODOS wordsmithing has its fans.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 6,2012 1:37pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_to_the_Pit


hahahhaa still gets me everytime



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 6,2012 1:39pm
Current status Finntroll

that is what gets me.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 6,2012 1:40pm
Definitley DYA



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 6,2012 1:54pm
not sure if.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Jan 6,2012 2:45pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Current status Finntroll

that is what gets me.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 6,2012 2:55pm
Some fag deleted "only rttp is real" again



toggletoggle post by burnsy at Jan 6,2012 2:58pm
Must've just happened. I saw it when the thread was bumped.



toggletoggle post by Blessed_Offal at Jan 6,2012 3:00pm
burnsy said[orig][quote]
Must've just happened. I saw it when the thread was bumped.


you've probably never heard of it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 6,2012 3:04pm
"(cur | prev) 18:42, 6 January 2012‎ Lord Roem (talk | contribs)‎ (6,903 bytes) (remove vandalism) (undo) "



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 6,2012 3:07pm
Who the fuck is Lord Roem and how is that vandalism?



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Jan 6,2012 3:30pm
whatever happened to having bands live in the studio? did i miss a thread about it?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 26,2012 6:49pm
Someone needs to update the wiki:

1/27/12: ARIL B&



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Sep 20,2012 12:05pm
The new wiki SUCKS.


BRING BACK THE OLD RTTP WIKI. SOME FAG IN WALES GOT RID OF THE GOOD STUFF
http://en.wikipedia.org
/w/index.php?title=Return_to_the_Pit&oldid=386830183



toggletoggle post by Arrow NLI at Sep 20,2012 12:57pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]

BRING BACK THE OLD RTTP WIKI. SOME FAG IN WALES GOT RID OF THE GOOD STUFF


Why would someone from Wales even be perusing the RTTP wiki? Bizarre.



toggletoggle post by trioxin245  at Sep 20,2012 1:18pm
OP is Prince Charles



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 20,2012 1:19pm
Whoah... But my status is finntroll..



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Oct 14,2014 4:00pm edited Oct 14,2014 4:01pm
"strong e-community"

This wiki needs updating.



toggletoggle post by Garlic at Oct 14,2014 10:28pm
laughed hard at the asian dad who got killed at the new england death fest



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