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returntothepit >> discuss >> Definition of "hipster" by conservationist on Dec 22,2010 1:19am
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toggletoggle post by conservationist  at Dec 22,2010 1:19am
A compilation of sources. What is a hipster?



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 22,2010 1:28am



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toggletoggle post by Randy_Marsh at Dec 22,2010 3:50am
ANUS.COM%20POLICE said[orig][quote]


HAHAHAHAH amazing.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Dec 22,2010 4:46am
pretty much anyone that does anything vintage or ironic for the "cool" or "look-at-me" factor. Obscure indie bands and pseudo-intellectualism are also big parts of it as well as finding places (bars, cafes, hang-outs) no one knows about and then subsequently bitching about how it's not cool now that everyone knows about it.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Dec 22,2010 4:51am
I hope I'm on the list



toggletoggle post by definition of smarmy cocksucker at Dec 22,2010 7:38am
TheRidersofDoom said[orig][quote]
pretty much anyone that does anything vintage or ironic for the "cool" or "look-at-me" factor. Obscure indie bands and pseudo-intellectualism are also big parts of it as well as finding places (bars, cafes, hang-outs) no one knows about and then subsequently bitching about how it's not cool now that everyone knows about it.


see above



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Dec 22,2010 7:42am
I used to breathe back when it was cool to do so.... now everyone's doing it... so... it's a little less rad now.



toggletoggle post by arkquimanthorn at Dec 22,2010 10:58am
man, it's impossible to read anything this guy writes. every sentence is either liberal this or conservative that. he projects everything into either category, using his perception of the definitions of each.

also, he gives hipsters too much credit, as if they even know what role they play in a political or social machine. does he think they will go away if he keeps writing about them?



toggletoggle post by haupty at Dec 22,2010 11:08am
I also like how semantics evolve. Since when does "liberal" mean having one point of view, that view being that everyone is equal. I know a lot of people who call themselves liberals who probably fit into that generalization, but I feel the word implies, or should imply a general openness to new thoughts and ideas, and a willingness to weigh them against established values.

Also let's face it pretty much anyone on this forum could be described as a hipster... Obscure bands, discussions some might suggest are "pseudo intellectual" a propensity to hang out at dive bars, a secret or not so secret love of the band Woe (who I realized I like because they sound like the weakerthans with screaming and slow blast beats...




and preemptively fuck you all for disagreeing ;)



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toggletoggle post by mattvc at Dec 22,2010 11:59am
I thought a hipster was just anyone who was accused of being one and denied it.



toggletoggle post by Slag NLI at Dec 22,2010 12:02pm
mattvc said[orig][quote]
I thought a hipster was just anyone who was accused of being one and denied it.


Sounds like "hipster" could be replaced with communist or terrorist.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 22,2010 12:03pm
or jedi



toggletoggle post by GUYnli at Dec 22,2010 1:23pm
your a hipster if you wear girl jeans.



toggletoggle post by bornofosichris  at Dec 22,2010 2:55pm
i know far too many assholes who are basically this person..




toggletoggle post by eddienli at Dec 22,2010 2:58pm
love pbr. can't afford better beer i like.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 22,2010 3:15pm edited Dec 22,2010 3:15pm
i think the thing that infuriates me most about hipsters is how they give bad names to good beer. High Life and PBR especially.



toggletoggle post by bornofosichris  at Dec 22,2010 3:20pm
yeah, i have no problem with PBR consumption. hipsters on the other hand i could do without.



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 22,2010 3:30pm
"I sip Cris, you drink piss."



toggletoggle post by niggerless cage at Dec 22,2010 4:15pm
bornofosichris said[orig][quote]
i know far too many assholes who are basically this person..



that looks like every faggot that goes to a as220 show in providence



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Dec 22,2010 5:26pm
Cool witch hunt, bro.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 22,2010 5:28pm
eddienli said[orig][quote]
love pbr. can't afford better beer i like.





toggletoggle post by bornofosichris  at Dec 22,2010 5:38pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
eddienli said[orig][quote]
love pbr. can't afford better beer i like.




THIS X1000. Gansett is infinitely better than PBR.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 22,2010 5:42pm
Gansett is far more effective in providing drunkenness than any other beer I know of.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Dec 22,2010 5:43pm
I know some High Gravity Blacks who would contest your statement, Lampinski



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 22,2010 5:58pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
any other beer I know of.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 22,2010 7:06pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
I know some High Gravity Blacks who would contest your statement, Lampinski
that's.......racist?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Dec 22,2010 7:32pm edited Dec 22,2010 7:33pm
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
"I sip Cris, you drink piss."
bestest post

I drink both PBR and High Life btw



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at Dec 22,2010 10:06pm
haupty said[orig][quote]
Since when does "liberal" mean having one point of view, that view being that everyone is equal.


Since about 1789



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 22,2010 10:11pm edited Dec 22,2010 10:11pm
I enjoyed discovering http://hipsterhitler.com thanks to this thread. Everything else? Well, I just can't be bothered.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 22,2010 10:11pm
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
High Gravity Blacks
that's.......racist?




SOLID



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 22,2010 10:13pm
brian_dc said[orig][quote]
I enjoyed discovering http://hipsterhitler.com thanks to this thread. Everything else? Well, I just can't be bothered.


Happy to share



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 22,2010 10:56pm
Luke Cage LAMF



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 23,2010 5:20am
iconic mustache or ironic mustache?



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Dec 23,2010 9:40am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i think the thing that infuriates me most about hipsters is how they give bad names to good beer. High Life and PBR especially.


I'm not huge on high life, but I definitely go for PBR before any other cheap beer. Definitely beats Bud Light and shit like that. Does that make me a hipster?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 23,2010 9:42am


Ftw



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Dec 23,2010 9:49am
Wait, I had no idea gansett made a porter. That excites me.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 23,2010 9:52am
they sell it at ralphs. fucking delicious



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 23,2010 10:38am
i do not agree. that shit is disgusting.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Dec 23,2010 10:38am
I haven't been there in forever. Too long actually.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 23,2010 10:40am
immortal13 said[orig][quote]
Yeti said[orig][quote]
i think the thing that infuriates me most about hipsters is how they give bad names to good beer. High Life and PBR especially.


I'm not huge on high life, but I definitely go for PBR before any other cheap beer. Definitely beats Bud Light and shit like that. Does that make me a hipster?


drinking delicious beer does not make you a hipster. if hipsters had been around when PBR showed as Best Select in 1875, they would have been burned at the stake for being faggots.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Dec 23,2010 10:41am
Burn the witches!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 23,2010 11:10am
Talking about the best shitty beer is like talking about the shiniest turd in the toilet.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Dec 23,2010 11:42am
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Talking about the best shitty beer is like talking about the shiniest turd in the toilet.
not true....there is some good shitty beer



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 23,2010 11:44am
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Talking about the best shitty beer is like talking about the shiniest turd in the toilet.
not true....there is some good shitty beer


replace the word "shitty" with "cheap"



toggletoggle post by RustyPS should be working at Dec 23,2010 11:45am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
RustyPS%20should%20be%20working said[orig][quote]
Alx_Casket said[orig][quote]
Talking about the best shitty beer is like talking about the shiniest turd in the toilet.
not true....there is some good shitty beer


replace the word "shitty" with "cheap"
well yea...stop being so testical



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 23,2010 12:10pm
BULLOCKS!



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 23,2010 2:05pm
cheap =/= shitty
shitty = bad
"Good shitty beer" is an oxymoron.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 23,2010 2:08pm
disagreed.



toggletoggle post by PanzerBastard at Dec 23,2010 2:10pm
PBR, High Life, Narragansett = shitty beer but 'good' when compared to Natural Ice, Ice House, Genesee



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 23,2010 2:12pm
Piss and Gasoline is good when compared to Genesee



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Dec 23,2010 2:14pm
We're arguing semantics. If you like it then it isn't shitty, just cheap. I see what y'all are saying though.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 23,2010 2:17pm
agreed.



toggletoggle post by Metal Fan at Dec 23,2010 2:18pm
I fuckin love Jagermeister



toggletoggle post by ctmafia at Dec 23,2010 3:15pm


WE LOVE LIGHTNING BOLT AND TINSELTEETH!!!!



toggletoggle post by tylor69 at Dec 24,2010 10:42am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]


Ftw


<



toggletoggle post by tylor69 at Dec 24,2010 10:43am
oh sweet it didn't let me post a picture of narragansett bock



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Dec 24,2010 10:52am
allow me




toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 24,2010 11:13am
haupty said[orig][quote]
Since when does "liberal" mean having one point of view, that view being that everyone is equal. I know a lot of people who call themselves liberals who probably fit into that generalization, but I feel the word implies, or should imply a general openness to new thoughts and ideas, and a willingness to weigh them against established values.


That's my definition of liberal, but what do I know...I'm just a liberal. AND A WOMAN.

I like expensive beer and showers, I think that takes me out of hipster territory.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Dec 24,2010 12:08pm
I bought some Narragansett Porter because of this thread. Haven't cracked it open yet but I'm sure I will eventually, looking forward to trying it.



toggletoggle post by conservationist  at Dec 24,2010 2:39pm



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Dec 24,2010 6:33pm
My self proclaimed "Hipster" friend doesn't fit any of this. He loves The Faceless, Obscura, BtBaM, Muse, and all other matter of Prog/Tech Death/Alternative, nothing super obscure and Indie. Or maybe he's pulling the ultimate irony?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Dec 24,2010 9:06pm
I'm into David Myatt, riffmongering, post-misogyny and being handsome... what's that make me?



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