Hey guys, we are NESTCRUNCHER from Lowell, MA. We are a grind band with death metal influences and we are searching for the final pieces to solidify our line up and take this shit to the next level.
We are currently in search of a vocalist and keyboard player.
Vocalist
-must have a good vocal range (both highs and lows)
-must have reliable transportation
-pro attitude
-willing to contribute to band rent and merch
-MUST BE ASIAN
Keyboards
-must have a good vocal range (both highs and lows)
-must have reliable transportation
-pro attitude
-willing to contribute to band rent and merch
-MUST HAVE AN IRONIC MUSTACHE
Our influences include Pig Destroyer, Phobia, Brutal Truth, and HateBeak.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
email us at NESTCRUNCHERGRIND (at) GMAIL (dot) COM
Sorry but i have a feeling that William Chung is a little too Asian for us. we were hoping to have a fine young Asian gentleman with respect and manners. you know, someone who enjoy's getting hair cuts just like zee FUHRER.
we are also open to the idea of having an Asian Keyboard player who can also handle vocal duties.
However, if you dont have an ironic asian mustache dont even bother applying.
post by NESTCRUNCHER at Apr 18,2011 5:26pm
We just really want to get out there and just start playing shows if anyone can help us out we would really appreciate it. we had an offer from Zack Wells to play a Born of Fire date with Whitey but we couldnt get our shit together in time