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Saint To Sinner looking for Driven bassist (Providence)

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Date: 2011-04-23, 7:51AM EDT
Reply to: nicktolias@msn.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
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We are looking for an eager bass player who is looking to join an established band. We have recently been signed to the united Kingdom's Copro Records/ Casket Music and we have material all written and looking for a solid, skilled and excited bassist who wants to be apart of a solid band. Practice is 2 nights a week in North Providence, free space.
We are really looking for a dedicated player who can work well with us, someone who loves music and loves there instrument, email me at nicktolias@msn.com for more info, here is a few of our links to check out:

www.sainttosinnermusic.com
www.youtube.com/sainttosinnermusic
http://coprorecords.co.uk/Casket/DisplayBand.asp?ID=255




Location: Providence
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PostingID: 2341785146

This sounds like an opportunity of a lifetime.

http://vp.mgnetwork.net/viewer.swf?u=249f92742f1a102da6fd001ec92a4a0d

Hope they find the bassest shredder in NE.

**slaps knee**

fuck you guys, im quitting every band i play in to devote everything to my (and your god) bova

I play base wear do I sign up?

The obvious solution is right under their noses. Bova can play guitar and bass at the same time.

fix'd

did anyone else look at their 'labels' page? looks like a webpage I made in 9th grade...

Omg... Can't fap enough.

thinking about trying out.

That is the gayest thing I have ever seen...

That's a pretty bold statement considering you look yourself in the mirror everyday.

Well done sir

real life trolling needs to happen

does anybody really care what I think?

lulz @ "not over 6 feet tall"

"Short dudes need bass player, must not endanger precariously constructed facade of masculinity"

enter their "design a logo" contest and you can win the opportunity to keep them from having to pay a graphic artist:

http://www.talenthouse.com/five-finger-death-punch-design-a-logo

FYI: EVERY band on there is a legit comedy goldmine of nearly Bova-ic proportions. I seriously recommend a quick stroll through the nightmarish lolscape that is their artist roster.

The comedy oil keeps gushin': The guitarist's name. Is "Zoltan Bathory." If you want to learn to play like Zoltan - and, let's face it, who wouldn't - you're in luck! They have a tab book.

http://www.musicdispatch.com/product/viewproduct.do?itemid=691009

And the drummer has a CD of "sick extreme metal double bass loops" out in case you don't want to wake up yours for recording.

http://www.extrememetalloops.com/

What CAN'T these guys do?

Lol zoltan bathory. My new stage name is marshmello burzum starting now.

Nutella the Destroyer

have not heard of ONE of these bands. not fucking one. at least some of them have point logos.

Is the "under 35" rule something to do with why Darrell Roberts left? (Hmmm, he left in 2009, when he was 35. This band have some kind of Logan's Run thing going on?)

He's also the reason I ever heard of this abomination of a band in the first place...the WASP connection.

More like a Menudo thing.

is a word

There are simply not enough supersoakers filled with steamy pisssssssssssssssssSssssSsssssssssss

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omg Steve I thought you were just being clever about the not over 6 feet thing...