"He must wear a hooded sweatshirt on his legs when he's out of public to contain his enormous scrotum. His penis is buried so deeply in the abnormal growth that he is forced to urinate on himself."
Imagine if this was an audio clip. It would be sampled for eternity.
"Mr Warren says he contracted it somehow when he hit his testicle with his own leg while turning in bed one morning."
More like he smashed his testicle whilst performing ritualized auto-erotic self stimulation by manual application of low-friction oscillations to his engorged gamete injector.
