I've always felt that even if I won 2 million or so, I would give $1000 to every person in my life who's treated me decently. More than just acquaintances, of course, and I'd give more to people close to me, but it'd be a nice way to say "thanks for not being a shithead like so many other people I've met".
post by Phunderground at Mar 22,2013 2:40pm
I'd pay off my gramma's mortgage, buy a house with no neighbors within at least a 2 mile radius and build a killer recording studio.
I would move to Capri and oversee a seraglio of shaven nubiles. I would also buy RTTP and arbitrarily redirect it to either NAMBLA or the United Negro College Fund and hire Indonesian hookers to dress up in catsuits and break into Aaron's home to piss on the floor while he's shooting faggot n-words.
I'd be like that kid in Blank Check eating a 5 gallon bucket of ice cream in the back of a limo and riding around my own go-kart course with all my best friends until I run out of money and then come to an epiphany to teach viewers a lesson about greed. It would be awesome.
I would move to Capri and oversee a seraglio of shaven nubiles. I would also buy RTTP and arbitrarily redirect it to either NAMBLA or the United Negro College Fund and hire Indonesian hookers to dress up in catsuits and break into Aaron's home to piss on the floor while he's shooting faggot n-words.
I really hope you win.
post by Big bag of assorted nigger parts at Mar 23,2013 12:08am
I'd spend more time at home, enjoy the view from mein kampfy chair.