NEMHF was never fun for me. I would rather go to some local shows but it looks like Massachusetts is collectively dropping the ball that week. Broad banging sounds good in theory but I heard that there is an outbreak of some kind of sexually transmitted bird flu within a 150 km radius of Athol, and I don't want to bring it back to the far east like Wren brought AIDS to Deep Space 9. Maybe I will just eat canolis and listen to reruns of Car Talk.
