As requested Sir, your zines have arrived from the printer. They're awaiting you in the parlor. I imagine your readers will be tickled to hear news of every single local band that no other zine wants to talk to. Master Hapgood's Necrophagist long sleeve has also returned from the dry cleaners. I assumed you would be pleased.
Also, as per your request Sir I shall be taking my afternoon flies in my quarters as not to disturb your cotillion. Very well Sir, as you wish.
You guys are as predictable as you are pathetic. Yes. There is a frog butler statue. Big fucking deal. Leave it to you RTTP losers to distract people from the greatest accomplishment in New England metal history to talk about a frog butler. Excuse me for having a little class and taste. Not like you stupid idiots would know anything about that.
Thank you to John Dwyer though for his support. The only RTTP idiot worth anything.
