my mom sent me this

that's almost makes me want to cry
thanks for ruining my night rev

i'd buy a print of number 2.

thats hilarious.

its now my wallpaper.

I have two others, but I have to connect to work to post them...
maybe I will...

what you reap is what you sow

you should state your mom didn't send you this
lmao
so sick...

Hahahahahah.

"Honey, this is where babies come from."

there is one more in that set.. but I can't find it right now.
it's the one with the kid in the back seat.

you showed me them both but i totally did not notice the kid in the other one right away

that's why you get when you try to raise a kid in a tiny apartment.

the ducklings are cute!

the other pictures is just like... yick. poor kid had learned first hand that mommy's a slut.

I think he's already proof of that, no?

it's kinda hot.

you know, kinda.

I mean not totally.

but kinda hot...

maybe hotter without the kid...kid's kinda creepy...nice J space though...

good pose...

I mean can't knock it, wish the kid wasn't there, you get the idea...

(shrugs)

umm... guess that's true. know what would make the picture better? if the kid was half black.

i just noticed... i think the bitch is wearing knee pads...

no those are her undies.

I know this cause i took the picture.

and the kid IS half-black.

hahhaha man I was just about to say something hilarious because in a perfect world, everyone would realize it doesn't make any sense, but in the real world people wouldn't get it and just let all sorts of horrific imagery come to mind.

what a country!

what were you gonna say??

"guess which half"

she's got an extensive hat collection by the bed. for presto-chango hat changing? I usually swap my caps before I go to sleep, too

now i understand your previous explanation

yeah I recycle jokes.

for instance, if I said "the kid isn't half bad" i would also say "guess which half"

this is why it is hilarious to me, because everyone comes up for their own reasoning as to what I might have meant, when in reality I am enamored with recycling humor.

I got a long list of jokes just like that one.

but they all have the same punch line

the_reverend said:

thats hot

hot? i think NOT
her fake nails are gross and she's got a huge gaping hole and her asshole looks dirty (unless it's hair..in which case..GROSS)

that poor kid...

wow, it looks like scotch tape on her nails

oh, I found the other one...

bad parenting take 3...

this is why people should be allowed to have abortions and in some cases..forced

thats not the same kid is it?

i hope so

my friend hit a whole family of geese (like 6 goslings) as they were crossing the road.
he felt really bad and won himself a ticket to hell.

i used to play goose foot ball in a field in chelmsford. basically consisted of chasing geese and trying to kick them before they ran away. i kinda felt bad, but they got me back by shitting everywhere in the field so i ran through it next time. damn geese outsmarted me...

"hey someone dropped a cigar"

why would you do it in front of your kid? though when I was like 4 I wished people would do it in front of me. Just not my parents...or my mom with a stranger...

what about if it were for $$ and you could get a new wookie out of it?

yeah I dunnow it's kinda hot...this whole thing is like, weird. It's dirty, yet oh-so-sweet.

and a new wookie? now you're talking my language!

oh, I think I bent my wookie.

Arrrghhhhh Threaaads grrrrrraarrrraaa

the_reverend said:

oh, Doctor!

looks like honey is gonna harvest herself a Henry



ps - isn't alliteration grand?