you fucking prick hahaha

Ohhh! Loser!!!!!

LOl

It's all good man, I failed mine the first time around too.

I passed first shot since I am so l337.

I will fail at least 3 times before I pass. If I ever bother to attempt to drive legally.

i should have failed the first time..i'd barely even driven before and made tons of mistakes but i passed anyway
i attribute that to taking the test in the great Garden State

did they tell you why you failed?

Yes.

Unlawful violation of cocksucking wth suspected intent to swallow.

i figured it would be that or something to do with baht secks.

as long as you didn't fail cause the car needed an inspection sticker....

i failed the first two times i took the test. one was for not being in the middle of the lane on a rotary and the other was for not having my hands at 10 and 2 on the steering wheel. i hope those cops die.

I got failed for not remembering the "stop" hand signal. Ugh.

ha! I passed with flying colors.

were colors flying around when you passed?

first time my blinkers we'rent working so i had to use hand signals like a retard, and failed. second time i cut off some dude while merging onto a highway, made his tires screech. he followed us for the rest of the test and when he passed me he yelled "get off the road you fucking asshole!!" i failed again. third time's the charm!

I was in salem, nh so yes. but we don't call them that anymore.

how do you fail a drivers test? mine was exactly two minutes long...i did a three point turn, parallel parked and backed up straight.....

I want all of you off the fucking road if you can't pass a drivers test.

i passed mine when i was 17 and the real kicker is... i'm a stupid fuck

I drove illegally for 3 years before I got my license. That has to be the best way to become a perfect driver because the last thing you want to do is get pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign.
I passed mine the first time. I didn't see flying colors but I did well. It was maybe a 3 minute ride around the block. No parallel parking. Just drive the speed limit and come to complete stops. I told the driver to put on his seat belt which he said frightened him at first but scored me points for safety measures when he realized I could in fact operate a vehicle.
I had to take another driving test for the postal service. Driving a mail truck is pretty tricky at first, with the wheel on the other side and all. But, I passed that too.

reading this threads tells me why massholes drive like shit.

Failing a driver's test is a really hard thing to do.

Driving is not hard, people.

This should be tagged news BTW.

there are many ways to fail a driver's test. some people get lucky; if i hadn't dislocated my knee the day before my 1st scheduled road test, all i would have to do is back up in a straight line, drive around 1 block, and do the hand signals. my road test was much more than that, but i was well prepared. some people get shitty cops giving the road test too. one of my friends failed for not knowing how long 100 feet was to back up in a straight line. funny thing is, he went over 150 perfectly but failed for doing it too long.

whops are terrible drivers?
I learned nothing new from this thread.

I used directional signals but never learned hand signals. An employee at the DMV gave me the road test not a cop. In RI

the hand signals are so easy.

For riding a bike? This never applied to RI vehicle safety standards. I find it funny that anyone should have to know them.

assuming that your car has working turn signals

When I took the driving test in Pawtucket, the guy had me go on the highway, then off it at the next exit and had me park in front of a Dunkin' Donuts so he could get a coffee. Wonderful.

the_reverend said:

if that's directed towards me, read the post again bucko. i passed with ease, mothafucka

I stand by what I said. they are also wicked racist.

i was shitfaced when i took my drivers test and i got a 90

the_reverend said:

haha crraaazy racist.

i failed my first test for failing to yield right of way. aparently at a 4 way intersection even if theres a stop sign in all directions you still have to wait for the other car to stop before you go. i never knew that before.

I failed my first shot. It's all good.

i cant believe you guys have to drive on the highways and know hand signals and shit. NY doesn't have you do any of that shit, they dont care what kind of dip shits are behind the wheel.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

I had to try 3 times before I got my license. The driving part isn't hard, but the written test is what killed me.

I failed my first road test because some Puerto Rican kids ran out from behind a moving truck while I was doing the whole "back up 100 feet" thing and I slammed on the brakes.

"WHY DID YOU STOP!?"

I don't know, maybe I thought not killing some kids would help me pass the test.

Moral of the story is: never take your road test in East Cambridge or any other immigrant neighborhood.

Niccolai said:

bahahaha

I failed the first time, I was not used to hand controls, and they get kinda irritated when you floor it at a stop sign instead of stopping.

nic: where did you take it? try taking it someplace "rural" like plymouth or something. there are no distractions around that area so it's impossible to fail there.

if he can't deal with distractions I don't want him on the road. hell, I'm typing this while driving and eating easter eggs.

as long as he can hold a beer and keep one eye open, he'll be ok around here

he's straight edge. so replace "beer" with "boyfriends cock"

I took it in plymouth.

I thought my driving was fine, not perfect, but I think he was over busting my balls.

I can deal with distractions just fine.

As a matter of fact, Meghan was trying to go down on me while I was reading RTTP last night and I slapped her in the head and said "Don't distract me while I'm reading my stories."

rev said you had a boyfriend?

He just doesn't like me so he spreads rumors about me liking cock, but the jokes on him because I don't even like cock that much.

i let this dude use my car one time to take a drivers test, so i had to ride in the back. he failed before he even left the parking lot, from 3 different violations. as soon as we left the parking lot the cop says "turn around, you failed". it was funny as hell. he acted all surprised which made the cop even less interested in his excuses.

What the crap did he do?

he blew the first stop sign, then was going like 50 in the lot, and then ran right through the red light at the end of the parking lot entrance. i noticed the first mistake, and i thought maybe the cop would overlook it, but then i just hung my head in pity at the next few.

I figured one would be he forgot to buckle up or something.

Ryan_M said:

Well....you're right. I actually only read the 100 question test in the back of the book the night before. I only got 3 wrong on that written test.


Go me.

i failed the first time cuz my dad didnt buckle his seatbelt... then when i got mad at him for sittin gin the back seat with his legs crossed he flipped out on me. so i walked home. what a fuck stick.

I'm incredibly uncomfortable with the idea of driving with a cop. I will probably fail at least twice on that fact alone.

I had my test with a state trooper and he was wicked cool. All he made me do was drive down the road about a mile, park, turn around and go back. Boom. License.

when i took mine the first time the car didn't have an inspection sticker so i automatically failed.
[it had a sept. sticker and it was like oct 2nd]
second time i did it i passed easily...
i was very freaked out driving with a cop but it was all good.

alls i had to do was take a right out of the parking lot, make a lane change, take a right, simulate an uphill park, back up and park the car in between the lines.

i knew i passed when the cop asked me about the junior operator laws. [can't drive from 11-5 am and can't drive friends around ect.]

All I had to do was give the cop a blowjob. Boom. License.

i was nervous as shit because the state trooper who conducted the test was like T1000. when he gave me the slip to get my license, he looked like he was about to tell me i was the worst driver in the world. he got out of the car and talked to the witness (my driving instructor from driver's ed) looking all concerned and shit, so i had no clue what was going on. when the instructor came into the RMV after me, he said the cop hadn't seen a driver's test that perfect (::toot toot::---that's me tooting my own horn, bwahah) in over a year. i still have no clue why he looked like he was going to revoke my license to live.

haha, Pam doesn't have a license. Even Joe McNamara has one. What a loser.

RichHorror said:

Everyone else has a bigger problem with me not having a license than I do.

Niccolai said:

I wanna fawnhercate with your tittays

Haha. Well you know what? My mom had a "rejected" sticker on her car--as in, in New Jersey, if it fails they put that on so that you're legal for another 2 months. It was failed for a BREAK LIGHT BULB so they wouldn't let me take it.

Thankfully someone cancelled on their test for tomorrow, so I'm going after school to knock this shit out.

Get this: they passed this bitch who spent 10 minutes trying to parallel park. What a joke.

makes sense.

I hit the curb trying to park on my driver's test and still passed.

Maybe it's just the state I live in but I still have no idea how the fuck you fail a driver's test. I don't even think there was a written exam. I was driving a car I'd never driven before that day(and it was an automatic which didn't help). Either other states have much higher standards or you guys are a bunch of retards.

The second time I took it I had the same trooper and he didn't make me do shit. I think I just cought him in a bad mood the first time I took it.

Niccolai said:

Did he make you work his "special gearshift knob"?