ok chan, lets throw it all on the table.
7 years ago, equals 9th grade for me. so you cant do math.
in my 9th grade picture(which dosnt exist so your nu:scene scank can eat a dink) i was absent due to skipping school to hang with jere and practice with a hardcore band called absolve which covered earth crisis songs if i remeber. shitty.. i used to love hardcore. now, i hate many hardcore kids. in highschool it was fun, now its gay. yea i had a good time at the good clean fun show. it was a great show. good kids. no dickheads. no huge goons starting fights.
as for you trashing enclitic...we did more than any band you had ever done, or ever will do in a matter of less than a year. a tour, a record deal, and 50+ shows. so fuck off. and dont try to counter this with iranach either. you came into the band after it was already established, and all the work had been done. oh and you only came to practice twice. so shut up. you trashed hardcore as much as you could when you where in a metal band. now that you suck the dick of the old school hardcore god, you claim to love it. your a follower chan. you do what is cool. oh and your band, shit.like you have the right to talk about cloning other peoples music. fuck id rather rip creation than fucking panic or what feeds the fart.you dickhead. to make a long story short. i dislike the textbook attitude in hardcore, i dislike your lack of integrity, and you need to learn to shut up.

i didnt ask for your shit, but that wont stop me from throwing it back at you.
and about your girlfriend, for lack of better term...we all used to call her uglimy. and she wore raver pants and tried to fit in by making trouble between people. man.. sounds like you these days.

derk diggler

does that mean I don't get to see the high school photo?

Oh Derek Cosby...
Let's analyze this gibberish, shall we?

ok chan, lets throw it all on the table.

"7 years ago, equals 9th grade for me. so you cant do math."
Does it really? I mean, I knew you were a fucking retard but I didn't realize you really had stayed back. Did you even end up graduating?

"in my 9th grade picture(which dosnt exist so your nu:scene scank can eat a dink) i was absent due to skipping school to hang with jere and practice with a hardcore band called absolve which covered earth crisis songs if i remeber. shitty.."
No, its not a school photo, but its a photo in the year book of you attending school. Nice try bucko. There you are, RATM shirt on and a lovely slice of well-cooked cheese pizza in hand. Don't try to act like you were always "as cool as you are now". Get over yourself. 75% I have met refer to you as "dirt mabra".

Wow... my reply is long. Rest Below...

"i used to love hardcore. now, i hate many hardcore kids. in highschool it was fun, now its gay."
You hate many hardcore kids? I'd assume most people who were into a certain form of music at one time would at least respect it and its fans a bit more than you do. I'm kind of confused on what you even consider hardcore, but I assume it's a mix of Earth Crisis, Commin' Correct and One Life Crew. You know absolutely nothing about the shit you trash talk. I've been to quite a few shows in my day (sorry none of them would make me eligable to be old school 603... I mean, come on now... like I really wanna remember myself as a kid who went to 100 Cafe Eclipse shows... get real). When's the last time I've see you at a hardcore show? Hmmmm... maybe AN a year and half back. That's about it. I think for someone who hates hardcore kids, you might want to actually go to some hardcore shows before you trash it. Your "balls to the wall 96' hahhhhdco" is a bit different than the shit people are doing now. And it's "gay"? Arent you the same kid will flip if someone uses the "N" word, but trash talks every other race and sexual prefrence besides your own (do you even know your own race and prefrence... your percentage of black seems to change quite often depending on how much of an advantage or disadvantage it will put you at). Get a clue, d00d!

"yea i had a good time at the good clean fun show. it was a great show. good kids. no dickheads. no huge goons starting fights."
No huge goons starting fights. No dickheads. Good kids. That's perdy much the opposite of every metalcore/grind show I have ever been to. Right there, you are basically saying "my scene sucks" but defending it because you can't keep track of the lies you spit. You need to stick to one arguement and stand your ground. It's getting confusing and nothing your saying is making anymore sense. I mean, I realize this is probably the longest post you've written since your last police statement down at the station, but try to keep track of things a little better.

year. a tour, a record deal, and 50+ shows. so fuck off. and dont try to counter this with iranach either. you came into the band after it was already established, and all the work had been done. oh and you only came to practice twice. so shut up."

I loved the Enclitic. Not the music as much as the people though. As far as you doing more than I've ever done? Wow! Big deal! Do you know how hard it is to play shows? Do you know how hard it is to tour? I could book a tour right now and go on it. It's as simple as pie. You just have to find idiots as stupid as yourself willing to help out bands no one has ever heard of. Theres plenty of them out there man! And lets look at your so called "tour".

You played what, two shows of it, and your singer quit and went home. Thats the funny thing about the:Enclitic... half of the kids want nothing to do with you. It must be because they cant live up to your awesome aura of perfection that you radiantly give off 24/7. Or is it because your a controlling fuck who knows jack about anything he talks about? "I'd have to say ISIS is my favorite powerviolence band". Okay brah! As for the record deal... I think iRANACH put out a CD on the same label as you guys, and it's already sold over a 1000 copies.

I think I've seen at least 100 of those 500 7"s at Newbury Comics' across the New England area and last time I checked, the label didn't even slap its logo on the sleeve. That record cost them about 600 dollars to do I'm assuming. Black vinyl, blank labels with one color sleeves. It's about what I'd expect if Kill The Priest did their own 7". I'm not countering anything with iRANACH. They were good people to me and they are still my friends. Wow, I didnt go to practice. Neither did Jon, and it was at his fucking house. No one cares. Did iRANACH aspire to be something huge? I don't necessarily think so but I think the music we, oh wait sorry, they made was really fucking amazing and a lot of fun. And if you ask any of the members of iRANACH (cause I wasnt one of them I guess), I think they will say my vocals played a big part in that band. I'm not looking back on it and saying "iRANACH failed because we didnt tour or get signed". Actually, we had a couple offers from death metal labels to do a couple full lengths. Oh shit, there I go again saying "we". I apologize. They had a couple offers and did not end up taking them because they did not feel they could commit to it. Big deal. I have a couple iRANACH recordings I can listen to when I see fit and thats all I ever asked for. I wanted to play shows and have fun and release records if possible. Mission accomplished. I'm sorry we didnt live up to Derek Mabra's Grind Band Success Scale. Of course, we did have CIC flipping out over our shit live while they sat in a van during the:Enclitic's set. Oh what a shame too, with those pretty little half-assed "press packs" you made for them.

"you trashed hardcore as much as you could when you where in a metal band. now that you suck the dick of the old school hardcore god, you claim to love it. your a follower chan. you do what is cool. oh and your band, shit.like you have the right to talk about cloning other peoples music. fuck id rather rip creation than fucking panic or what feeds the fart."
I didn't trash hardcore. As I recall, I listened to a wide variety of music althroughout my friendship with you. Everything from Bright Eyes to American Nightmare to the Dead Boys and Devourment. I was not closeminded like you. I did not stick to one style of "ultra brutal techcore" like yourself. I was not all up on one band's nuts and I definately was as far from a follower as possible. I have loved punk rock, hardcore, metal and indie rock since the start and you should at least be smart enough to know that. The Rev's and my talks of Conor Obrest at Return to the Pit should be proof enough (nice shirt Rev, btw). Don't act like my varying tastes in music is some new thing. iRANACH got me burnt out on metal. Big deal. Look at fucking Rob Wolfe... the kid listens to a million different styles of music, and I doubt you'd call him a fucking joke.

Thing is Derek, you only learn what you want to learn from the people you hang out with. You could give too shits about what they want to say, just what benefits you in the long run. That goes for boys and girls alike. I could ask just about any of the girls you have fucked (over) in the past two years, and most of them would vomit at the sound of your name. Why is that? Because you are a scumbag. People hate me. I know this! Do I care, no? I never made a fake reputation of being liked by people. You have twisted and manipulated your way through the past 20 years of your life so don't act like a fucking hero. Whenever shit gets too heavy, you go ask papa Mabra to bail your ass out. Have you ever actually paid rent?

"to make a long story short. i dislike the textbook attitude in hardcore, i dislike your lack of integrity, and you need to learn to shut up."

What about the textbook attitude in grindcore? What the textbook attitude in death metal? What about the textbook attitude in music itself? If you for one second think anything you ever do is a tidbit original, then your a fucking idiot. My band plays a mix of hardcore and straight up late 70's NY punk rock. Would you know anything about that? No. You will hear it and dismiss it off as "What Feeds The Fart". I HATE WFTF. We sound nothing like them or Panic. We sound nothing like Ten Yard Fight (who's CD has a nice shiny pic of you on the back cover). We sound nothing like any of that shit. You probably would like to check us off as talentless dorks, but until you hear or see us play then you can't say shit so your arguement is total crap. Try again.

"i didnt ask for your shit, but that wont stop me from throwing it back at you.
and about your girlfriend, for lack of better term...we all used to call her uglimy. and she wore raver pants and tried to fit in by making trouble between people. man.. sounds like you these days."
Throw it all you want. Emily did more for iRANACH than you could even imagine. She has had the same friends for ages and is not on bad terms with anybody. Sounds like the exact opposite of you. Call her ugly all you want. She's a fucking great person and has changed a lot. Your still a little piece of shit that goes from one thing to the next like a disease. I guess shes an ugly bitch because she actually gets along with all the people who hate your guts. Congratulations for trash talking someone who has nothing to do with this conversation. All she did was supply the yearbook, not even knowing that it would result in this. High fives, scumbag. Call her "uglimy" all you want. All I've ever heard you called is "dumb nigger"... not that I'm saying thats right haha. As far as me wearing raver pants and trying to get under peoples skin? Uhhh... no?

Derek... in conclusion... you are about as popular as aids. Have fun with whatever band you are in this week and congratulations on once again ripping off whatever grind act is "the cwaziesttttt!!!" this week... its Daughters, right? They play 8 minute sets, so you play 4. Fucking mindblowing dude! When's pa hooking you up with a new axe?

Hope they finally put your ass in jail soon.

Goddamn Rev! Why did it make me post all of those in seperate boxes? Now I look pissed off! Hahaha.

jesus christ are you done?
your a no talent ass clown
your girlfriend looks like the cookie monster
your full of shit, so full of shit
your friendships will be done in a matter of weeks due to people realizing you are worthless.

the end thats all, goodnight

Am I done? 50% of the post was your own words, just copied and pasted. Nice try, homeboy.

It's pathetic that that was the best you could do. Come on black man, rap me a good come back.

p.s. - i had to post in several different boxes because there is a text limit. And you should hardly say shit about losing friendships you dumb fuck. Theres what... thirteen ex-girlfriends, seventy pissed off kids and a crapload of crushed 13 year old Enclitic followers who realize your a fake to stand behind that one man. Does anyone like you? I heard you couldnt even cut it being a bike messenger, cause everyone thought you were a tool.

Dont be nice to Emily's face and call her a cookie monster behind her back.

As for talent, maybe I'd have some if I had a sick black Ibanez yay dood. I'll call my dad and see if I can get one.

i guess its none of my buisness but... its seems to me that both of you are acting pretty rediculous. i mean, its just music man, its nothing to get all worked up about. hardcore's gay, metal's gay, grind is gay, who fucking cares. music is subjective, i like whatever the hell i want to listen to. i think you two should not be angry at each other cause friends are nice. it doesnt matter what happened in whatever bands you guys were in. so why exactly do you hate each other, cause they hate you back? you're either bragging about your own band, or attacking the others girlfriend. i think you both should relax. smoke pot have fun and stop worrying about being angry at old friends. its not like any of this will matter 20 years from now. thats just what i think.

Derek I dont even know you and i know that your an ass and personally your views on hardcore and life itself are from an elitist standpoint thats leading you to believe that if someone is the slightest bit different from you that they are less than you i personally dont care what you have to say in response to this so please dont even bother but maybe you should take a step back and think for a few what kind of person you are and what kind of person you think you should be
Leone
p.s. ive never lost touch im true to myself my friends my family and those that i hold dear to my hear so i no matter what style of music i like ill always have those that i care about

wow. who remembers black and blue productions? probably the best booking label ever. no joke.

"Derek I dont even know you and i know that your an ass"

dude, that statement contradicts itself. nice one.

::cranks up 25 ta life::

yo derek, if you dont want meatheads to come to shows and start fights dont shit talk someones girlfriend because they ragged on you. You have a problem with them deal with them not there friends and family. Talk shit, get hit. Always been the simple rules of the game. Always will be.

talk shit get hit? cracker your going way to far. get all bent out of shape cuz i trash your girlfriend? great so throw in some far from true lies and rascist comments. keepin it mature man. good one. oh, i could knock you out by farting on you. you are a pussy, so accept it. you want to bring it to hitting? you will loose, so save your time.
black power

derek

oh and this scott kid... are you fucking a hardcore messiah? fuck man. shut up. its pointless. nobodys talking about your family unless your related to drop d, stop taking offense, you look like a bone head. shit its like if i trashed the ne patriots and you start throwing out threats and shit. ever seen the movie swim fan? jesus. calm down and give people their oppinions.

wait who is talking shit about the patriots? ill fucking kill them. bitches

Hate to burst your bubble Derek Fakebra, but I wasnt the person who wrote the last comment as "xbandnamex". It was my room mate Alex, and I'm perdy sure it would take more than a fart to knock him out.

He didnt realize this name was logged in. But I'll pass your words along to him.

I dont remember using the term "messiah" but hey whatever floats your boat all im saying is keep your offensive and rude opinions to yourself your obviously making desperate pleas for attention and im dont think anyone wants to hear them I dont want to "fight" you over it its a fucking internet message board but I dont need to hear you sitting there every post going "hardcore sucks" maybe you need to take a step back and think like i said before and if you cant be mature enough to respect other peoples wishes maybe you should go over to the lambgoat board they have plenty of fucks like you
Leone

I dont remember using the term "messiah" but hey whatever floats your boat all im saying is keep your offensive and rude opinions to yourself your obviously making desperate pleas for attention and im dont think anyone wants to hear them I dont want to "fight" you over it its a fucking internet message board but I dont need to hear you sitting there every post going "hardcore sucks" maybe you need to take a step back and think like i said before and if you cant be mature enough to respect other peoples wishes maybe you should go over to the lambgoat board they have plenty of fucks like you
Leone

do you know what a (.) is?

im sure that you have a good idea you seem to be constantly pmsing
Leone

hahaha rustedangel makes a good point.

Yes, he does.

You however make no point at all, so what was the point of posting?

Next...

shes an attenion whore she just wants people to read her threads in case no one caught that so shell reply to anything her SN isnt a joke its just what she is and still Rusted Angel is a scene whore
Leone
Not 1 (.)

Take it easay xbandnamex, i actually was taking YOUR side in this argument AND i like your music

Sorry about that, then.

not a scene whore faggot. more like your scene enemy. haha

"ive never lost touch im true to myself my friends my family and those that i hold dear to my hear so i no matter what style of music i like ill always have those that i care about"

Congrats! You are HC goon number 3,279,486 to use that phrase. Time to cuddle up to a Ten Yard Fight shirt by the fire with your Madball collection set on repeat.

your my enemy i dont think that you want to be that i have way to many friends and not one enemy for a reason think about that statement before you reply to it in any case that line may be over used but its true unlike some other things that have been said on this board
Leone

go back to school asshead.

Bump. This was real returntothepit. Fuck all the fags that post today. DerekX was the original troll.

People used to think this board was better back in the day, eh?

Last two years of RttP > all else

xdramax

Fagthread

wicked

Derek and Chan. The two biggest dickheads to ever come out of the NH/North Shore bisexual metalcore scene.

They should team up and form a wicked menacing hahdcoah band entitled Blood4Chan.

did you blow dust off the thread in a dramatic way like in the movies?

wait. XdramaticX

People used to take the interwebs seriously?

DUDE I'LL PUNCH YOUR FACE OFF OF YOUR FACE

2002. when people still had dial up and DSL, hence fewer pictures of unicorns shitting rainbows on Danzigs cat litter

I'm refraining from searching for pictures of Danzig shitting rainbow cat litter

I can't wait to read this again.

No way. Only Chan aka XbandnameX picking pointless fights under NLI names that didn't fool anyone as to who it was is O.G. troll.

You....knew....Chan?

Dickhead or not, he had a knack for hitting the nail on the head sometimes.

I still don't know what this faggot thread is about. And that's cool.

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