Haha, I love how he bitches about people trolling with the CSDO name, when all he has to do (and has been told numerous times throughout the years) is register on the site and stop posting not logged in. No fucking common sense.
Anderson Lynne Mar: "They all lead boring mundane lives working at fast food joint and living in mommy's basement"
HAHA
First search of her name turns up a benefit concert she through to save her house due to her having no money. And she talks shit about people not having homes or good jobs, like she's raking it in booking shows?
And, for the record, when did we ever mock a promoter for NOT being in worcester? I though this board hated 99% of the promoters in worcester?
post by Eddie NLI at Mar 20,2011 1:55pm
also, Mr Negative, you must be friends with him on FB to have seen that post, no?
also, Mr Negative, you must be friends with him on FB to have seen that post, no?
not at all. the dude added my girlfriend on the fb, even though hes old enough to be her father. she told me about it, I looked at his 'wall' and there it was. his profile is public.
Anderson Lynne Mar: "They all lead boring mundane lives working at fast food joint and living in mommy's basement"
HAHA
First search of her name turns up a benefit concert she through to save her house due to her having no money. And she talks shit about people not having homes or good jobs, like she's raking it in booking shows?
And, for the record, when did we ever mock a promoter for NOT being in worcester? I though this board hated 99% of the promoters in worcester?
Clearly she gets hated on (for good reason), but no one says shit about her not having business booking metal shows because she doesn't do it in Worcester. Such a fucking delusional moron. People with no reading comprehension need to stay the fuck off the internet.
Hey you fucks... I'm signed in!! So, go ahead and keep posting under my name. We all know who's been slinging the shit here.
Me bitching on facebook? What the fuck do you think you dopes are doing on here? Bitching, complaining, having your periods, bleeding from the heads of your dicks and so on.
post by CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY at Mar 20,2011 2:36pm
That's right jack off... Keep posting under my name. You got nothing better to do. You must have no job, no life, you're parents had sex with you when you were a kid...
post by AndrewBastard at Mar 20,2011 2:43pm edited Mar 20,2011 2:43pm
you're parents had sex with you when you were a kid...
you are parents had sex with you?
post by CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY at Mar 20,2011 2:43pm
haha, considering i am at work while i am shitting on you, play in a band not comprised of 40 year old name dropping has beens, and never had sex with my parents unlike you. i would say i am doing just fine, considering i dont feel the need to gloat about how awesome my life is, and how many tours i turned down because im a faggot and cant FUCKING TOUR LIKE A REAL BAND WITH SUCCESS. you are a circus act
What's the name of your band? And yes, you did have sex with your parents. That's why you sit on this board with nothing better to do...
i think he was mocking the fact that you're in tour 40s and dont know when/where to use the corect form of "YOUR" and "YOU'RE"
also, I'd rater fuck my dad than that thing you're fucking.
post by CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY at Mar 20,2011 2:54pm
haha, did you seriously just try the same insult three times in a row? you must know a lot about parents having sex with you when you were a kid... try something new or just do another angry facebook post about it you fucking simpleton
Me bitching on facebook? What the fuck do you think you dopes are doing on here?
I think they're making fun of you, because of how insanely serious you take yourself and how much you tend to weigh success in life by the merits of your band's accomplishments, which by that very benchmark may make you look down on hobby rockers who do NOT judge themselves this way, but it also turns the spotlight of your own half assed and failed career as a musician.
While you may have played some good shows, with good bands, and had fun doing it, if music is as important and defining as you think it is, you must be a freaking HUGE failure in your own eyes. And that's sad, because a little TINY bit of humility right from the very beginning would have changed all that.
As for who does what for a living, or who bangs who, or how many of us tour, it doesn't matter. Because search as I may, there's not an entire website that dedicates themselves to making fun of me. And that, in my mind, tells me something about you.
Good luck in your musical pursuits, Eric. It's not too late, lots of thrash bands make an impact on the music world in their 50's. You could be a facebook MEGA STAR.
Actually , I Joined the forum to post shows and find about metal and punk stuff going on. Came across this thread and thought it was silly, what did you join for?
I still want to fight you eric, I dont care if it would be hate crime enhanced because youre elderly, someone just needs to shut your fucking mouth for good.
but alas, youre too "busy" with your dildos, joke of a band, and name dropping.
but, I will extend the open invitation of meeting me at the chinatown gate for a bout of fisticuffs, cause thats what people from your generation call it.
Actually , I Joined the forum to post shows and find about metal and punk stuff going on. Came across this thread and thought it was silly, what did you join for?
I joined to make them stop picking on me at the Baystate Rock Forum.
Point being, you joined today, to post shows and learn about metal, but your one and only post is defending the most hated dildo here in a drama thread on a page full of show postings and such? And then the friend you're pretending to defend from a neutral perspective tells you "go get em Frankie boy"?
Yeah, not only are you a liar, you're a fucking retard for thinking we'd believe it. Go away, don't post here. You're just gonna get ripped to shreds.
Actually people of Eric's vintage refer to fighting in Chinatown as: Pugilism under those consarned newfangled Queensbury Rules localized within the opium burdened coolie ville.
post by Fudgy Packer Life Party at Mar 20,2011 4:17pm
Facts: Eric "Godfather of Thrash Metal" Paone invented the circle pit, has been keeping the New England Porn scene alive for 2 decades, single handedly got Dave Mustaine off heroin, delivered the Octuplets, convinced Dave Lombardo to come back to Slayer, organized the entire 'Big Four' event, introduced Bree Olsen to Charlie Sheen... i mean, the list goes on and on, but, c'mon, leave the guy alone! His shitty band has done SO much for the Metal Community!
Actually people of Eric's vintage refer to fighting in Chinatown as: Pugilism under those consarned newfangled Queensbury Rules localized within the opium burdened coolie ville.
For the win!
post by Randy_Marsh at Mar 20,2011 4:37pm edited Mar 20,2011 4:38pm
I am the guitarist/vocalist/songwriter/manager of the Thrash Metal band - Candy Striper Death Orgy. Besides playing in the band, I help run 6 adult stores.. Also, I work with Screaming Ferret Wreckords and the almighty Thrash band - Nuclear Assault. Almost forgot, I help out the guys at New England Concerts. You can check out more on me on our website... www.csdo.net
post by PAONE IN THE ASS at Mar 20,2011 4:41pm
First results in google image search for Eric Paone:
clearly you know a lot about the science of incest, associating with the all-star cast of Lowered Expectations.
Hey xgodzillax... Go suck on your boyfriends cock. Gaybait...
At first this back-and-forth was entertaining, and after reading this awful attempt at a jab, I now just feel bad/embarrased.
Candy Striper dude, just let it go. Tossing out middle school style insults are only going to dig you deeper and deeper into the salty world of harrasement.
Think of it like a scab, the more you pick at it, the worse it's going to get.
Hey xgodzillax... Go suck on your boyfriends cock. Gaybait...
At first this back-and-forth was entertaining, and after reading this awful attempt at a jab, I now just feel bad/embarrased.
Candy Striper dude, just let it go. Tossing out middle school style insults are only going to dig you deeper and deeper into the salty world of harrasement.
Think of it like a scab, the more you pick at it, the worse it's going to get.
It really is like arguing with a 7th grader. (Which, historically speaking, is very possible. In the Great Depression, many young schoolchildren had to leave school early to work on the family's dildo farm.)
Hey xgodzillax... Go suck on your boyfriends cock. Gaybait...
At first this back-and-forth was entertaining, and after reading this awful attempt at a jab, I now just feel bad/embarrased.
Candy Striper dude, just let it go. Tossing out middle school style insults are only going to dig you deeper and deeper into the salty world of harrasement.
Think of it like a scab, the more you pick at it, the worse it's going to get.
It really is like arguing with a 7th grader. (Which, historically speaking, is very possible. In the Great Depression, many young schoolchildren had to leave school early to work on the family's dildo farm.)
I heard Eric's first electric guitar was powered by a hand crank.
I think it's Alexecutioner and Nekronaut that are trying to start shit between us, Summoning Hate and Untomed.
dude are you serious? first of all, im not racist. second of all, ive known Juan, Jose, and Diego from Untombed for 3 years now and have never had anything bad to say about them. stop instigating my involvement in a bunch of faggot troll threads that are not only unfunny, but completely fucked up to be saying those type of comments against friends of mine.
i was merely making fun of you for continously posting "Nekrosnot" as if that were an actual legitimate insult
I think it's Alexecutioner and Nekronaut that are trying to start shit between us, Summoning Hate and Untomed.
Not the case at all. I talk shit to you logged in.
I would do the same to Summoning Hate and Untombed, but I have no problems with those dudes and have enjoyed playing with and/or seeing them on several occasions
Fuck you Alex... I don't believe it. I've known those guys a hell of a lot longer than you. You guys started this shit on the board. I talked to Milo and Alex today. And, they were just as pissed as I was when I read that crap!!
dude, fuck you. if i have something to say about you, i say it. but stop fucking trying to involve me in this bullshit. like i said, the dudes from Untombed and Summoning Hate are good friends of mine, stop trying to be a faggot and involve me in racist troll threads. ill call Juan myself if i need to clear up the fact that you are entertaining those kind of ideas
Go ahead and call him asshole!! I know that you and your faggot friends were behind it posting under my name. I saw that thread last night after our show with Juan and the guys... That post was put up around 12:30pm yesterday when I was out doing shit before the show.
post by nekronaut at Mar 20,2011 6:31pm edited Mar 20,2011 6:35pm
My drummer is Mexican you piece of shit. Also, Davemonic was our drummer for a bit.. but it's no use arguring with you, it's not like anybody believes the shit you say
post by Alexecutioner at Mar 20,2011 6:33pm edited Mar 20,2011 6:34pm
Dude, you are way out of line to be trying go involve with that. I was at a show of my own last night, taking care of my own business. I would have no reason to post anything bad about my own friends, let alone waste my time trolling your pathetic name
What's funny is the fact that notshavers band hasn't been around as long as candycane pole smoker, yet they play a shit ton of good shows that aren't pay to play. They also are the superior band.
Come at broseph and swallow your dentures.
Also, I've fucked some hideous bitches in my day, but I wouldn't even touch erics wildabeast with seth putnams dick...
It really is like arguing with a 7th grader. (Which, historically speaking, is very possible. In the Great Depression, many young schoolchildren had to leave school early to work on the family's dildo farm.)
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "deep knee bends in the pickle patch"!! I guess SOMEONE has to be in charge of quality control though...
I have been postin on this site since 2004. I have read everyone of these posts by you, about you, trolling you etc. etc.
I personally have never joined in on the fun because honestly I just don't care. I have never even actually taken the time to listen to your band. From what I have heard it's actually decent thrash. I know Mike Justain filled in for a while and since he's a great drummer I doubt your band sucks as much as people make it out to.
That being said, you definitely act like a retard whenever possible, online at least. Maybe you are this dumb in everyday conversation but for the sake of those around you on a daily basis, I hope not. Like arrowhead said earlier or in a different thread even the slightest bit of humility would avoid most of this trolling. Learn to take a joke, learn to take constructive critisism, move on or forever be an internet meme.
Now it's your turn to call me a childish cocksucker who fucks his parents and prove my point.....
Hey josh hates you... For all I know you could've been in on it, too. Your friends aren't stand up guys by the way. They start shit and I respond. Troll my face? I don't think so. See, you're tough guys when you can hide behind a computer.
post by ghost of hess at Mar 20,2011 7:09pm
We believe that the Fuhrer is fulfilling a divine mission to German destiny! This belief is beyond challenge.
O.k. show yourselves then... You know what I look like. I guess you just want to hide behind the keyboard.
you know what bands everyone is in. do some legwork. google that shit. you want to work to play but you want people to just hand you information? i dont get your line of thinking. at all.
I don't like sitting around online 24/7 like a lot of you do. Plus, I'm too busy with work making money. Do you know what that's like? You probably don't have a job like a lot of other people on here.
post by SUPER STORE 88 at Mar 20,2011 7:28pm
A JOB, I AM A JOB. I'M MOTHERFUCKING SUPER STORE 88.
COME ON IN AND APPLY FOR A JOB, YOU CAN ALWAYS HELP FUCK SOME NIGGERS.
I don't like sitting around online 24/7 like a lot of you do. Plus, I'm too busy with work making money. Do you know what that's like? You probably don't have a job like a lot of other people on here.
TROLLS LAUGH WHEN YOU GET MAD. STOP GETTING YOUR TIGHTY WHITIES IN A BUNCH AND TROLLS WILL GO AWAY!!
Shouldn't CSDO be getting the line up together for a rager at the Bayside Expo Center? MELIAH RAGE!!!
post by Anonymous at Mar 20,2011 9:40pm
Hey Eric, I've run out of good gay porn to jack off to. Any reximmendationz?
post by divine intervention at Mar 20,2011 11:08pm
i think the most likely scenario here is that Eric actually did post all those threads bringing race into the mix and is just trying to blame in on rttp to make us look bad to everyone else!
Actually , I Joined the forum to post shows and find about metal and punk stuff going on. Came across this thread and thought it was silly, what did you join for?
I joined to make them stop picking on me at the Baystate Rock Forum.
Point being, you joined today, to post shows and learn about metal, but your one and only post is defending the most hated dildo here in a drama thread on a page full of show postings and such? And then the friend you're pretending to defend from a neutral perspective tells you "go get em Frankie boy"?
Yeah, not only are you a liar, you're a fucking retard for thinking we'd believe it. Go away, don't post here. You're just gonna get raped to shreds.
1) Eric Paone is a stand up guy and I will personally submit a letter of reference to all interested parties. Of special note is the time when we were beset by pirates off the Barbary coast, and Eric stood fast beside me as our deck was cleared by enemy grapeshot. I was sore wounded, and Eric took me in his strong arms (he is an avid amateur ironsmith and bell maker) and we plunged together into the cold, salty sea, descending to the deeper levels where we were rescued by flower-like squidlephants.
2) As a wolf I am naturally attuned to certain biological frequencies, and I can say that CSDO and Eric Paone emit a harmonic resonance very similar to that of moose cock. Not the really hard, thick kind, more like a big log of polenta that was in the back of the refrigerator for like 5 weeks. This really came through on their first demo as well as the EP.
The pic you used looks like Metal Matt Marchesi. Anyway, you people need to grow up and stop that trolling crap... Starting shit with my good friends in Summoning Hate and Untomed is totally lame... never mind fucking with me.
post by kelsey grammar at Mar 22,2011 12:13pm
you spelled UNTOMBED wrong.
post by Capital offense at Mar 22,2011 12:19pm
You failed to capitalize the first letter in your sentence. Go take a short walk off the high turret.
ITT: 50 year old failure defending his forgotten about in the 90s exodus rip off joke of a band, and manatee stunt double "girl" friend. Beastiality is illegal bro...
post by CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY at Mar 22,2011 3:19pm
this dude complaining is lame... but this thread is lame too. boring.
post by xvannawhitex at Mar 22,2011 4:16pm
ITT: in a bid for status, societal rejects transfer their unhappiness and dissatisfaction laterally onto other, slightly different societal rejects. the world turns. on RTTP, waiting is.
Also: xgodzillax is in a band called the Mongoloid Hemorrhoids from Planet Trisomy 13 but he's totally the joke of the band because instead of being a member he is actually the mascot. ~permaburn~
post by CANDY STRIPER DEATH ORGY at Mar 22,2011 10:10pm
He's been a crying bitch ever since he got kicked out of in the shitz
Also, I work with Screaming Ferret Wreckords and the almighty Thrash band - Nuclear Assault. Almost forgot, I help out the guys at New England Concerts. You can check out more on me on our website... www.csdo.net 
