No real gutar or drum talent, but the song is pretty cool.


bennyhillifier

lol

Shouldn't this be posted in the shitty crabcore thread?

they had powerful muses when they thought of that keyboard line, let me tell ya

listening to this album caused me all sorts of confusion.

REAL GUITAR AND DRUM TALENT



bennyhillifier

The best part about the video/song was the bassists shirt.

Hey dickholes, I didn't say nor even allude that they were some awesome band. I just stated that I liked the song a lot. I more than most of you tards have proven that I have spectacular taste in music, and moreover understand talent that goes beyond a bunch of noodling retards strung out on adding mathematics to their music just for wow factor.

Now...before you post some moronic retort, you must be over 30 years of age, own a car (borrowing mom's doesn't count), have a job that you faithfully make it to every day, and not be a vegan...cuz vegans are just stupid, trendy, "we're better than you" type of dolts anyway. You mustn't have had a Pabst or even talked about a Pabst in at least 5 years (i.e. trendy and poor taste), you must have NEVER spray painted an anarchy sign on anything, period. AND, if you listened to anything like Korn or Disturbed before "your tastes got harder so you sought harder music", or you've ever worn a hat with a flat brim, or if you've ever had guages in your ears, or if you've ever gotten an "A" in math class, or if your 1st guitar was NOT a Hondo bought at a yard sale for $5 when you were 11 years old....AND you still have that guitar even though it would be better served as firewood.

IF ANY OF THE ABOVE APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE DO NOT REPLY, BECAUSE YOUR ARGUMENT WILL IMMEDIATELY BE DEEMED INVALID BY THE BOARD (BORED) OF METAL SELECTMEN.

Why would you have to be over thirty to comment on music made for 13 teen year olds?

Is that Jack Black on lead vocals? I'm pretty sure that's Jack Black.

the worst thing about that video is the giant X on his sweatshirt. The best thing is that you can drop e and go to their shows.

I wore my friends flat brim hat for 30 mins once when I was drunk but I didnt like it, does that count?

What does any of this have to do with you posting an awful song?

Between the photoshop and Hoser's meltdown, this thread is A+.

Only Brown Jenkins is real.

I gave you the conditions and you failed to display the minimum requirement for posting. The line you have reached...i.e. will not be trolled.

I'm sorry, I was gifted in math and I chose to be born in 86. :(

Fuck yeah.
Also,

My first thought was something along the lines of "rave metal, the new crab core"... then I saw that giant X and I couldn't help but chuckle... ohhh the irony.

Shitty bands like this are what you get for letting bands like Remembering Never slide on a being a bunch of nu-metal dweebs 8 years ago.

baahaha, sorry i have a mathematics degree, was born in '85 and drink all sorts of cheap and expensive beers, i still have to say that every video i've seen you post is pretty bad dude. liking agalloch does not give you a pass to post bands that people born in '97 listen to.

This is audio AIDS. You'd probably really like Design the Skyline, the Bunny the Bear and other awesome bands like that.

Hider is gay lol

Hoser damn auto spell

Hoser is awesome.

hoser is awesome even though he does love having sex with other men.

who doesn't?

usually straight guys, dude.

details, details

the browning is coming soon.

sorry, I watched the video in the OP and got carried away

I thought that my post was well thought out and would subconciously antagonize 90% of the board. Apparently, you don't have to be a troll to troll the trolls. I just threw some tasty bait out there and angered the young beefsteaks who don't know me. They apparently haven't seen my "member since" date.

I AM THE ORIGINAL TROLL. I WAS TROLLING BEFORE THE FIRST TROLLS BEGAN TROLLING THE FUTURE TROLLS. KNOW YOUR PLACE YOUNG TROLLS, BOW TO THE FATHER TROLL AND RECEIVE HIS BLESSING. MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS BETTER THAN YOURS, AND I STILL HAVE ENOUGH HAIR ON MY BALLS TO ADMIT THAT I LIKE A SONG, EVEN THOUGH IT WON'T BE POPULAR WITH THE RTTP GAIS.

You guys couldn't even hold my jockstrap up. You shitbirds were still popping pimples and jacking off to the lingerie section of the Sears catalogue when I began trolling.

I GOT LOTSA BROWNING IN MY PANTZ!!!!

hoser that's all well and good, i'm just surprised you like this stuff. this is 13 year old bargain bin stuff. IT'S CRAP.

TROLL TROLLING TROLLS OR TROLOLOLOLOL

Dude...Pal...Buddy

I like the song...it's different. It's like techno-core. I'm not a techno guy at all, but I think that it's creative. Kinda neat.

I'm sorry...maybe the kids like it, I don't care. I'm 36 years old with a career, a wife, and a couple of really neat kids, one of which smashed his face falling off of the monkey bars at school today. It's just an opinion that I thought I should post on RTTP. I knew that the young bucks here would trash all over it, because I would have 10 years ago. Call it old age, call it trolling the little, self-esteem bloated buttwipes that post here. Call it whatever you want,. I like the song, and am drinking a vodka and passion fruit juice as I crank it in my house right now.

Give the little peckerwipes my regards if you personally see then. Let then know that grand daddy Hoser is still seen at some pretty damned good shows...he just sits in the corner booth with the hot babes and sips his drink. Occasionally, he gets drunk enough to come out and pose for a pic that ends up on RTTP.

BTW....Dying Muse needs to call me. We need to be OLD together.

Sorry Hose, this song and band are extraordinarily gay. I only clicked the thread because I saw Browning and hoping it was a thread about guns.

It may show my age, but this is where I got my screen name from.

bennyhillifier

Andols...don't post against me in public! We can't let the kids know that we disagree! We're supposed to be a team!

You can be on my team, but you'll need to spend some time in the penalty box for this posting atrocity. I mean, come on dude, I wanted to beat the shit out of this entire band after 5 seconds into the song.

WATCH THIS MOVIE. DRINK EVERY TIME THEY SAY "HOSER". GET TOTALLY SHITFACED AND WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING IN A PILE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S PUKE IN THE SNOW IN CANADA WEARING ONLY ONE SOCK, A SCARF, AND EAR MUFFS.

I meet all of hoser's requirements to post except for the a in math, having a current job and the guitar thing since i play drums.


The best part of this video was when they showed a close up of the kick pedal. Pretty sure it's the same tama speed cobra that I use. Refreshing to see something other than axis pedals.


The worst part was pretty much everything else including but not limited to the song itself.

Strange Brew appreeshed

36 is so old bro! You must be so wise.

First time I trolled on this site was about people smoking weed at shows and got xmikex angry, to the point where he wanted me to go to Bridgewater State College to fight him. this must have been in 2002, early 2003. OLD TROLLS UNITE

Garth....do you meet the requirements!!??? Do you!!?? You posted!!!

I definitely meet the most important one, I'm not a vegan.

Oh, thank God. Post all you want....you dont have any trendy ear guages do you?

People with ear guages look like idiots as it is now...wait until they're 50...if they even make it to that. They will look like raisins with gay ears.

Haha, damn I kinda miss these rants by you. I went through each and every one of those. I think I'm really close on this one. Song sucks however.

I am 32 years old. I own a 98 Toyota Corolla 4 door sedan. I got let go from the Post Office this past July after 6 years but am set to win a discrimination lawsuit through the EEO department and will be reinstated any day with back compensation. But until then I worked every day but Sunday. I am not a vegan but would be if I could afford it. I find my morals are not being compromised being a vegetarian. I am smart, out of the loop, and know people better than me. I have had a Pabst in the last 5 years. It's been mmm....maybe 6 months ago. Until now I haven't talked about it. I've NEVER spray painted an anarchy logo on anything but I'm sure I used a magic marker on my trapper keeper in school, exclamation point. I did like Korn at first but never Disturbed which was somewhat softer than the death metal I also listened to. I've never been much of a hat person but I found myself folding my brims in little league. Damn sun...only piercing I got was my tongue which I eventually after a few years got annoyed with. So, no gauges..lets see what else....Math was the only subject I got A's in. My first guitar was a Rok Axe. I think it was a package deal with strap, gigbag, picks, strings, and the transcription of Stairway to Heaven for 170ish. I was 14 and bought it with my own money from mowing lawns. I still have it and it's pathetic but I would never get rid of it.

I'd like to know how I did.
Not sure if I said it but that song was piss poor.

I meet all those criteria except the over-30 part. I'm 29. So close...yet so far away!

I like you, yumy. It seems as if we may have a few things in common. I miss my rants too...there were some awesome ones. I may need to have my own ranting talk show, but the rants have to be random and pointless as most of them have been in the past.

But I could never be a vegan unless animals stopped tasting so good. I also LOVE my boots, I need them for my job and mine are super comfortable, and waterproof.

I am the only one who saw the title of this thread and though it was about what happens to Hosers underwear?

Also, PBR was fucking awesome for 100 years before it became trendy. Not liking something thats awesome just because it becomes trendy for a while makes you as big of a douche as the hipster faggots that do like.

love, Josh
PBR Drinker since '91

Hoser posts a shit song and then insults anyone who doesn't like it? *gasp*

Thanks Hoser, I prefer to be hated for what I am than liked for what I'm not.