HandChokeNeck needs a full time vocalist asap. We are picky because we busted our balls writing this shit (which is fucking brutal by the way) and are in dire need of a killer vocalist with dedication and likes to hang out with fucking radical assholes like us. We are headed to the studio to record a 5-6 song demo to be distributed FREE to eveyone in the world. We are sending this demo to every fucking label in the world to see what sticks. We need a God damned vocalist who doesn't mind hanging out with 4 guys that drink too much beer and smoke too much pot. Check out our mp3's and tell us what you think. If you know anybody that can do it...let us know.
We are in the vain of Black Dahlia Murder, Crowbar, Between the Buried and Me, The Red Chord....and so on.

We play in Manchester, NH 3 days a week. We have Dan from Shroud Of Bereavement filling in for now but we need a full time vocalist.

www.hand-choke-neck.com

Contact us at: poopisgreat@hotmail.com or powerkok@hotmail.com

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smoking pot and drinking beer with powerkok and hoser how can you resist.

um so no one here is a vocalist go to the local newbury comics and ask metal kids to try out on the spot. bring a mix without vox and bump it from your car with some sheet music and the lyrics

it might be a good way to touch girls bums.

josh wants to touch joey lawrences bum. fuckin whoaaah.

Thanks for the advice man....I think that I's rather get Herpes...but good advice...

since im talentless it qualifies me to be a singer but im far away

Plus the whole, 'talentless motormouth' thing usually dosent go far in bands.
oh well....you know any retards that can scream?

so now im a talentless motormouth eh?

he wants to have sex with you Josh...it's his type of foreplay...

things are heating up.

They sure are pal....now have that singer that you know call me...I just emailed you my phone ###......and don't prank me shitass!!!!

Hahahahhahaha...no I want that singer to come up to practice with me on Friday night. He has a ride whenever he needs one.

yellow poop, huh? did it burn? If you eat a ton of boo berry cereal your poop will be bright green. let's make a diarhea rainbow.

Ya yellow poop.....now HandChokeNeck needs a vocalist dammit!!!

dood....I am a shitting machine.
I had a bigass bowl of honey nut cheerios last night.
I regret every single honey, nutty bite.
I awoke at 630 am to a gurgling gut and an ass that seemed as if it was in fact, its own being.
it seperated its own functions from my own control to its any desire.
the pain was and still is, giant, in the way you would think of gods as big.
so far, I have left 2 bowls full of a oaty, wheaty, floating mess of brown nuggets, and my intestines still promise more of the honeynut experience.
Someone please either shoot me in the head or give me a # for a good colonic doctor.
I bet I could pull 30 yards of caramel outta my digestive tract.

Josh_hates_you said:

Ill fuckin squirt brown all over you. Im not even playin.

after watching gg allin videos everyday for a year when i was 15 i am all about getting shit on.

my girlfriend let me give her a golden shower last week \m/

oooook must be a classy broad..
ever see the vid of g.g. gettin his dick sucked by a guy?
thats probably yer favorite.

my favorite part of any GG video is probably the scene when he drinks piss at his b-day party throws up and then keeps drinking piss.

as for the golden shower we had just gone swimming and where about to take a shower so she said i could. she was in her bathing suit then ran through my house dripping pee til she hit the shower \m/

rigght....and you both liked it why??

i liked it cause i got to piss on my girlfriend.

dont girls ever make you mad? cant hit a chick so you might as well piss on her right?

I often urinate on other peoples girlfriends...it's all the rage!!