describe their sound as some sort of blunt for trauma or violent act annoy me. i think thats pretty cliche and gay. a meat tenderizer hitting your face sounds nothing like any sort of music you may make.

this coming from a dude who says he plays guitar and throat? how do you play your throat?

fuck i hate myself now. where did i write that?

dude. you have the word CADAVERyne in your band name...
not cliche?

Blunt for trauma must be some killer herb. Is it laced with PCP and embalming fluid. Sounds sweet.

I'd smoke a blunt for trauma

i hate when people write band bios like this: Excretic Rudimentary Onions blows your face off with the rip-roaring dishwasher gurgle vocals of bob mcfaggins, the amazing maniacal skin pounding of dick blowme, roddy cuntface expertly holding down the low end, and topped off by the incredibly unique and out of this world buzzsaw riffs of guitarists jack buttsucker and mike "the extreme faggot" mccheesedick.

those bios are so formulaic and boring. is there a template for those with parts like this?: (insert band member name here) (insert extremely over the top adjective here), (insert instrument here), repeat process.

my post made it soound like only brutal death metal bands do this type of thing, when i actually see it more with other kinds of bands. it was just fun using a brutal death metal thing for the example.

i like the ones that are really descriptive and grandiose, so great for say---some shit bag band that will exists for 1 year, do nothing noteworthy and play songs that go, DUN-DUN-DUN, 1,1,1,3,0,0,0,2,1,0.
JUST REMEMBER....

BREEEEEEEEEEE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

George Carlin plays his throat. He uses the beard as a mute for soft passages.

hes coming this saturday!
if i can pull off dropping acid, doing the sewergoddess show, then biking across town to play with d.a. then that will be my reward

You're a man for all seasons.

carlin this saturday?! holy shit. i ws supposed to see him 10 years ago but couldn't get the day off from work. i need to see him on this tour.

that's the best part, when it's some band that exists for 4 months, never has a complete lineup, and doesn't sound anything like what they say.

I think I want to join ERO just for the name and dishwater gurgles

this is what i was getting at. its not so much the cliche but the formula that everyone seems to follow.

here
http://forum.returntothepit.com/band.php?band=cadaveryne

throatist